LokiXReader: University Life 2, Horses?
(Warning, strong language and some topics may or may not be not sutible for young readers. You have been warned.)
You have been married to Loki for 8 months now. He was still teaching at the university for your senior year. You both lived in the dorms, but now you are searching for a house near campus. Welcome back to University Life.
"This is ridiculous." Loki says from the drivers seat of the car. You are both driving around different towns off campus to find a house. "This is life Loki." You say. "I know, I just don't understand why we can't live in the dorms." He says. "Because it is way to expensive. We can rent a house for less money then those pieces of crap." You say, glancing over at him, and than out the window. "True." He says, taking a turn. Lucy was in the pack seat, laying on a pillow sleeping, since you couldn't leave her in the dorms alone. Due to her scratching everything she sees. "What about this one." You say, pointing to a house you were both passing. It was a fairly large, cottage like house. "Needs more room." Loki says, passing by it. "More room?" You say. "Darling, I have been locked away in prisons bigger than that house." He says, glancing over at you. "Thats comforting..." You say, giggling. Loki shakes his head, and laughs.
You both return back to the dorms, still haven't had any luck finding a house. "That was a waste of time." You say, Loki behind you carrying Lucy. "Jesus Lucy. Your so heavy." Loki says, setting her on the couch. You have also noticed Lucy has been getting a little wider, you found it odd since she has barely been eating. "I wonder how Colleen likes hell..." Loki says, turning to face you. "You have such sympathy for people." You laugh, and wrap your arms around Lokis neck. "I know." He smirks, and brings his face closer to you. "BROTHER! SISTER!" Thor yells, barging through the door. "Why!" Loki groans to the ceiling. You release Loki and sit on the couch by Lucy. "Hello, Thor." You say, watching Lucy try to roll on her back, but she is to big. "What now?" Loki says. "Sleipnir is having a colt!" Thor yells, and hugs Loki. "Thor... male horses cant have children, and I know my own son." Loki says. "YOU HAD SEX WITH A HORSE!" You yell, shocked at his remark. "Uh... um... calm down. I swear to Odin it is not what it sounds like." Loki says, turning to you. "HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!" You yell back. "I was raped by a horse." Loki says, smirking. "That is way freaking better Loki!" You yell. "We will talk about this later." Loki says, and turns back to Thor. "Sleipnir cannot possibly be having a child, or portray in having one." Loki says. "Well believe it! Your going to be a grandfather!" Thor says, and you lightly bang your head on the coffee table. "Alright, goodbye Thor." Loki says, and pushes him out the door. "But!" Thor yells, but Loki slams the door in his face. "Please, just please tell me I am not a step mother to a horse." You say, your head still resting on the coffee table. "Haha, funny story." Loki says, sitting next to you. "Whoopdie FUCKING DOO!" You say into the table. "Ok, so I turned myself into a horse and... you know what happens next, than I gave birth to a horse." Loki says. "Wait... you gave birth to the horse?" You say, lifting your head to meet his. "Yes." Loki says. "So you are its mother?" You question. "Pretty much." Loki says. "Are you trying to tell me something Loki?" You say, laughing. "No." He says, laughing. "You are also step mother to a Wolf, demon, and a serpent!" Loki says. "Yeah... This conversation never happened..." You say, shaking your head. "Agreed." Loki says.
You wake up to Loki shaking your vigorously in the morning. "What." You say, half asleep. "Lucy pissed on the floor, and I have to go to the classes, so I can't pick it up." He says, taking your hand and helping you up. "Ok." You say, rubbing your eyes, and making your way to the living room. You see the spot were Lucy was, and grab a paper towel to wipe it up. You notice something different about it though. This was not pee. "Um Loki." You say, hoping he didn't leave yet. "Yes darling?" He says, from the door way. "This isn't piss." You say, looking back at him. "What is it then?" He asks. "Lucy's water broke." You say, and Loki quickly runs behind the couch trying to find Lucy. "Where is she!" He says, running all over the room. "You can go, I can handle it." You say, wiping up the mess. "No, I can call in sick. I am staying here." He says, crouching to look under the table. "No you can go its ok!" You say. "What if she dies! What if the kittens die! What if you die!" He says, and you cut him off. "I die?" You ask, and he walks up to you. "You are to gorgeous to lose." Loki says, and kisses you. "Now I am staying."