A/N for drabbles 1 to 10.
All the drabbles so far, except Why Not Minerva, are in continuity with each other, but mostly stand alone. Pros and Cons, Paedomorphosis, and Venus's Intuition have mild adult themes; Reclamation has some language. Despite the suggestive-sounding title, History in Flesh is actually quite innocent. Why Not Minerva is out of continuity because it's a bit too meta.
Paedomorphosis
"Only a paedophile would want to date an imp," she spat, and he slunk away.
No 1 knew he would be imp-shaped his whole, entire life. Demon warlock neotony was such an inconvenience, a hassle, a pain in the arse. Only people who knew him understood he wasn't a child, and he recognised, was aware, that most of those saw him as barely pubescent, not a young adult. Other difficulties he could accept, but he was a young male with a lot of love to give, and every female Demon he met wanted to mother him, not D'Arvit him.
Because I seriously wonder how well Colfer thought the "demon warlocks look like kids their whole lives" thing through, cute as it is.
