A/N: New story! YAY!! This idea came to me while I was hiding from my mum so I didn't have to clean. Ideas some at weird times. Also when I mention love letters in this fic I'm talking about how in shoujo manga the girls always confess to the guys they like through letters.

Pairing: I don't know whether this should be SasuNaru or NaruSasu. Please tell me which I should do.

Warnings: Shonen ai (in later chapters). Some swearing (I got a tad annoyed while writing this chapter).

Disclaimer: There are many things I own but Naruto is not one of them.

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Jobs and Where to Look for Them

"Man, I need cash," complained Uzumaki Naruto to his high school roommate Uchiha Sasuke.

"Go get a job," replied Sasuke without even turning away from his laptop to look at the blonde lying on his bed.

"But there aren't any ones that will hire me."

"Hn,"

"Help me, dammit!" shouted Naruto getting off the bed.

"Hn,"

"Fine, I going to find some real friends who would help out their friend in need," Naruto said while leaving the room.

"You do that,"

"I will," stated the blonde before slamming the door behind him.

--

"Help me, Kiba," pleaded Naruto while he and Kiba were walking around with Akamaru.

"Dude, I really don't know where I can't get you a job," Kiba replied.

"What about your sister? Doesn't she own a café?"

"Yeah, but ever since I let Akamaru in her café she won't let me anywhere near it." Naruto mentally shuddered thinking about the amount of yelling/punishment Kiba had to endure. The blonde got chills just by watching the horror scene. Kiba got his car taken away. His car…And that was just the start of what was yet to come…

"I don't think I would want to work at your sister's café anyway."

--

"Choji, help me," said Naruto as he and Choji ate some ramen together.

"I would get you a job as a waiter at my dad's restaurant but we don't need anymore workers," replied Choji.

"It's okay man. Thanks for trying," Naruto said accepting defeat once again.

--

"Negi!" Naruto shouted cheerfully.

"No," said Negi glaring from the inside of his room to the blonde-orange-yaoi-destroying-monster outside his room.

"But you don't even know what I going to say," argued Naruto with a small pout.

"Let's say it's fate that I know what you're going to say," Negi replied.

"But, but-" stuttered Naruto.

"Let's get this straight.

Number 1: No, you are not allowed to touch my yaoi collection.
Number 2: No, I will not lend you any money.
Number 3: No, I will not get you at of any trouble you might have with Tsunade-sama.
Number 4: No, I will not be your alibi.
Number 5: No, I'm not getting you a job at my work."

"How did you know-"

"It's fate…or you being predictable," Negi said before slamming the door in Naruto's face.

--

"Sakura, Ino can you guys help-" began Naruto while standing in one of the girls' favourite stores pretending to look interested in what they were buying.

At the word "help" Sakura and Ino ran for their lives.

"Well that was nice. I mean it was only that one time when I dyed their hair without their permission. It was for a project. I would have failed. And they did say they would help me. What's wrong with the colour orange anyway…"

--

"Shikamaru can you get me a job?" asked Naruto while he and Shikamaru stare at the clouds.

"Too troublesome,"

Naruto left as he knew he would just be fighter in a losing battle.

--

"Lee, my good friend," began Naruto as he walked into the gym, "Actually I'm not that desperate."

--

"Shino,"

Shino looked up from the insect book he was reading and just looked a Naruto. It was a look that said 'Do you really want me help?'

"Okay, okay," muttered Naruto as he left the room.

--

"Hinata can you-" Naruto began.

"S-Sorry N-Naruto. I heard from the others. I can't get you a job at my work," interrupted in a small voice.

"Why wouldn't they hire me?" asked Naruto.

"Well…uh…"

"It's okay Hinata, you don't have to answer that," said Naruto with a sigh.

"Don't bother asking Tenten," Hinata told the blonde.

"Thanks for the heads up," Naruto said while leaving the library to allow the girl to continue reading.

--

"Hey Gaara," greeted Naruto as he entered the room of the red head who was currently playing some notes on his guitar.

Gaara looked up and stared at Naruto. "..."

"Oh,"

"…" Gaara continued to stare.

"Did you hear it from Negi?"

"…" A slight nod from the silent person.

"What about Temari and Kankuro?"

"…" Gaara raised his eyebrows.

"Okay, you're right…I'll be going now," Naruto said while turning to leave. But before he could Gaara grabbed his arm and once again sent some sort of silent communication.

"…"

"Oh, yeah, sure. I up for a night of poker on Friday. Want me to bring the others?"

"…" Apparently Naruto needs no words to understand Gaara's form of communication.

"So you want Negi, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Shino and Kiba. Why not Sai?"

"…" Gaara cocked an eyebrow up at the last statement.

"Yeah, he is too good. I mean he has a poker face almost as good as yours. But you know that Sai just going to come anyway. And also…Kiba?"

"…" A slight smirk graced the red head's face.

"Okay, so you know Sai is going to come but you still want to try to have one poker night without him. And you want to steal all of Kiba's money. Okay. Got it. Seeya."

"…" Gaara says his goodbyes in his own ways.

--

"Lee…nope. Still not going down that road." Naruto turns to leave the gym before Lee even knew he was there.

--

"Hey Sai. Do you think you can get me a job?" asked Naruto while looking at Sai's latest painting.

"Sorry, dickless. No can do. I earn money by selling paintings," replied Sai while he continued to paint.

"Don't call me dickless!" shouted Naruto.

--

"That's it. I'm this close to giving up. But I need a job if I want to get the new volume of…"

At this point Sasuke put on some head phones to block out this annoying voice he seems to be hearing. A few minutes later he took off the head phones to see if the annoying sound had finished.

"…This is an awesome yaoi series. If I don't get- Hey Sasuke are you even listening to me?"

"Hn,"

"You weren't were you bastard,"

"Hn,"

"Anyway here's your love letters for today. You got 15. Not many."

At this statement, Sasuke turned around and glared at the envelopes the blonde was holding at to him.

"Where's my lighter…" Sasuke muttered, turning around again, looking through his bag.

"You should be more appreciative, teme. Or better yet be more appreciative to me. I have to get harassed by your fan girls every day just because I share a room with you, so in their minds I'm the one most likely to get their letters to you. It would be nice if at least some of the girls liked ME. But, nooooooooo. They're all there for me to give their love letters to you. And what do you do? You burn them. If there was some way to make money of out of getting harassed it would be some sort miracle."

There was a few moment of silence as they watched Sasuke burn the letters.

"What are you going to do with the chocolates?"

"Do what you want. Keep them. Throw them out. I don't like sweets. Plus they sometimes drug them."

"I'll get Akamaru to sniff out the bad ones out."

A few more moments of silence before…

"I got it!" yelled Naruto suddenly, causing Sasuke to fall out of his chair.

"Fuck. You're going to give me a heart attack. And what they hell have you got?" shouted Sasuke as he got up from the floor.

"A way to earn money."

"Pray do tell."

"Nope. You're not allowed to know."

"What? Hn, it's probably a stupid idea coming from a dobe like you."

"What? No it isn't you damn bastard…"

And thus a World War 509 came about.

"I was hoping to finish my homework tonight as well," muttered an unknown voice in the room next door.