Hey! Long time no...see? If you could really say that...anyhoo, time for the sequel to the amazingly stupid Pendragon Car Tunes! The main difference will be that these songs will be some of the more popular ones. No car tunes. That's why it's called I-Pen. Get it? You know I-Pod? I-Pen! Get it?! I didn't expect any laughs on that one. Just one warning, this will probably be VERY, EXTEMELY STUPID, so read at your own risk. You'll find out in a little while. Until then, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pendragon, or the original versions of the songs in this fan fiction. I do own my versions though, so no touchy!

I-Pen

Saint Dane Started the Fire

Song 1

Tune: We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel

Sung by: Bobby, Spader, Courtney, and Mark

Bobby: Uncle Press, Dados, Veelox, Saint Dane, Alder, Blackwater, Klees

Courtney: First Earth, Mark Dimond, Quillan, Third Earth, underground, underwater, Bobby Pendragon

Spader: Hindenburg, tak bomb, spider quig, Veego, LaBerge, Life Light, and the Pilgrims of Rayne

Mark: Eelong, poison, Denduron's got a new queen (sorta), Gunny, liberate (what's that gotta do with this?), Vo Spader

All: Saint Dane started the fire!

It was always burning

Since Halla's been turning

Saint Dane started the fire!

No we didn't light

And we're trying to fight it!

St Dane: Hey...that's traveler abuse!?


Umm, I'd like to think up more, but my brain would probably explode (smile sheepishly) and since school's almost out (huzzah!) I don't wanna blow it. Get it?! "Blow" it! Yeah...anyhoo, I'm always open for suggestions! New chapter coming soon!

Hobey Ho,

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