Two No Good Guys

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Note: This fanfiction is set between the Varia and Future arc, idk if it's important but I'm just gonna let you guys know (and no it's not episode 72)

Chapter 1: Tanaka Jiro

My name is Tanaka Jiro and I am a 13 year old male at Namimori Middle School. I'm in my second year in class A. I have short black hair like all Japanese guys do. I'm pretty skinny too, that's why girls don't like me…

I'm not good at anything except for music I guess. School isn't really something I look forward to because….

Jiro slid open the classroom door quickly and hastily made his way to his desk. Jocks….he thought as a bunch of muscle heads gathered at the other side of the classroom paying each other out and making sex jokes.

Crazy girls….a group of girls with belt length skirts dug their overly long nails into each other's hands in a game of 'Chicken'.

More crazy girls….another clique of girls excitedly read fashion magazines together and constantly bumped each other only to squeak, "I need that skirt and I need it now!" Well, Jiro sighed, at least they don't have violent tendencies.

Jiro scouted the classroom. Then there's the guys who think they're so cool…a male classmate of his leaped over a desk and tackled his friend down to the ground.

At least those guys aren't too bad, I think. He glanced over to a trio at the back of the classroom. The tallest had spiky black hair and he scratched the back of his head while laughing. Another one with silver hair started shouting at the tall one. That's right, Jiro nodded, that's the transfer student from Italy. What's his face again? Finally, there was a brunette with gravity defying hair sitting down smiling at the two of his friends.

There's also a gossip thing going on over there…a whole mixture of girls and boys whispered to each other and burst out in laughter. They're the ones I hate the most, Jiro thought.

And then….he let out a subtle smile and turned around to find a sweet girl with orange hair silently reading a book. There's Sasagawa Kyoko…she slowly turned the page and smiled at the enjoyable book.

Jiro turned back around to face the front and leaned back in his chair with a not-so subtle grin on his face. She's perfect…she's the school idol and she's a really nice girl. She helps everybody in need of help. He sighed dreamily and stared into the ceiling. And she's definitely super cute too.

He caught an eye staring at him. He jolted straight and looked back at the boy with brown gravity-defying hair and huge brown eyes staring at him. What's his problem…?

"I'm going to hand back your quizzes from the other day," Nezu droned as he picked up the pile and began walking around the classroom. Jiro sighed heavily and buried his face in his arms on the desk. I've been dreading this day…I didn't study at all…

There was a pause after the rustling of test papers and Jiro raised his head. "Of course," Nezu said and Jiro immediately straightened in his seat. "There are students who flunked the test and lowered the class average."

Whispers flowed around the classroom as he began to silently panic. He looked down at his desk, huh?! Where's mine?!

"Now," Nezu raised his voice, "I present to you the luggage of this class who will never contribute positively to society!" The classroom dimmed and a screen dropped down from above. A light flashed and showed projections of two test papers with fat red numbers on them.

Shit! That's mine! Jiro gasped with embarrassment as there was a high pitched scream. "GAAAHH!" he looked behind him to the sound and saw the guy with the spiky hair panicking in his seat.

One of the muscle heads burst out in laughter, "HA! ONLY 27 POINTS!"

"Of course he got under 30, that Dame-Tsuna!" a girl cackled.

"Hey hey who's the other one?!" another girl pointed to the screen.

The whole class burst into laughter, "That's Jiro's! AND HE ONLY GOT 15 POINTS!"

"WE FOUND SOMEONE DUMBER THAN DAME-TSUNA OH MY GOD."

This is the worst day ever….

I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE! Hey everybody! I'm back! :D

So this time around, I'm going to focus this story on comedy as best as I can. I want to try something new with this story ^_^

This chapter is obviously introducing my new OC: Tanaka Jiro! And obviously, he's the main character of this story~ I might even publish the next chapter today because I have nothing to do :)

I hope you enjoyed this chapter! :D I'm just trying to get into the gist of writing again so the quality might be a bit rusty.

Please review! :D