Thigs Tobi is never alowed to do

by flower konan

this is a list of the things tobi is not alowed to do

List of things Tobi is never alowed to do

1. Put a magnet anywhere near Pain

2. Eat salad or vegetables around Zetsu

3. Play the Jaws theme around Kisame

4. Steal Konan's flower and blame it on another Akatsuki member

5. Do anything bad and blame it on another Akatsuki member

6. Give Zetsu Hidan's arm for a snack

7. Cut Itachi's hair

8. Act like any other member

9. Dye anyone's hair pink

10. Steal Itachi's nail polish

11. Ask Kisame if he is a fish

12. Tell Kakuzu that he can sell the other members stuff on ebay

13. Make up theme songs for people

14. Tell Itachi he lacks hatred unless you want to die

15. Ask Sasori if his nose grows when he lies

16. Tell all the members that Deidara is a girl

17. Ask any Akatski member about his/her childhood

18. Trick Zetsu into eating one of Sasori's puppets thinking it was human

19. Replace Deidara's clay with bubble gum

20. Set members up on blind dates

List of things other Akatski members cannot do

1. Give Tobi sugar

2. Give Tobi sugar

3. Give Tobi sugar ect.