Snape's POV
Life is a struggle in the dark
Especially when you have a mark
It makes me cry
Out of my eye
Life is a struggle in the dark
Harry's POV
I have a really big scar
But I don't drive a car
I ride on a broom
I have a small room
I am not a czar
Hermione's POV
I have really big hair
It might give you a scare
A rat lives in there
But what do I care
And the shame of it all spirals into a dark oblivion.
Ron's POV
Ron
Ron
Ron Weasley
Ron
Ron
Ron Weasley
Dumbledore's POV
I like to touch the boys
They make really great toys
To them it's a game
I feel no shame
Shhh, don't make any noise
Voldemort's POV
I really like pizza
Draco's POV
My hair is really shiny
I like to place things in my hiney
A pickle or two
Or a size 15 shoe
As long as it's not something tiny
Ginny's POV
Some people think I'm a whore
I'm not going to deny it
Cho's POV
I'm hot
You're not
But if you want to hang with me
I'll give it one shot
So top that.