Disclaimer: Don't own South Park or anything related to it. I also don't own the Alphabet:)
A is for Annoying"Can you hear me now?" Kenny asked the person on the other line. The person sighed for the umpteenth time.
"I no hear you! Solly! I don't speak English!" The person on the other line shouted through the static. Kenny moved three steps to the left and then he stepped forward.
"How about now? Can you hear me now?" Kenny asked.
"I NO HEAR YOU! GOMEN NASAI! NO SPEAK ENGLISH!" The person yelled. Kenny then went in a corner and stood on his head.
"Can you hear me now?" Kenny asked again.
"I hear you! Hello! My name-a Kyko! What is-a your name?"
"My name is Kenny! I'm using my boyfriend's cell phone right now! It's the new Chocolate phone!" Kenny proudly announced. The Japanese girl on the other line sighed.
"That old thing? That-a came out in nineteen-a eighty tree!" Kyko announced. Kenny groaned and started walking on his hands.
"Well, it's new here in America…" Kenny said.
"Well-a, Amelica is very-a primitive!" Kyko announced. Before Kenny could retort, he heard the front door slam.
"Listen, Kyko, I gotta go! I'll call you back later! Bye!" Kenny said hurriedly. Suddenly, Damien walked into the room, pissed as hell.
"KENNY! Where's my chocolate phone?" Damien asked. Kenny shrugged, while still upside down. Suddenly, Damien's Chocolate phone fell out of Kenny's parka. Damien glared at Kenny and grabbed the cell phone, and then kicked Kenny in the stomach. Kenny toppled over and clutched his stomach. Damien pressed re-dial and groaned.
"Japan? Do you know how much this is going to fucking cost? God, Kenny! You're so fucking annoying!" Damien exclaimed. He then walked out of the room and slammed the door.