**Miroku and Inuyasha have just lost all the sacred jewel
shards to Naraku, so now Naraku has the full Shikon no Tama.**
Inuyasha: You're such a worthless monk Miroku!
Kagome: Inuyasha, you're such a jerk!
Miroku: *slightly wobbly and about to cry* I know I am! *bows head in depression*
Sango: Psh, yeah you are! You just ruined ALL of our lives!
Miroku: *singing* everybody hates me, nobody loves me, I might as well go eat some worms.
Shippo: ew! Don't eat the worms! They're my friends!! *pulls some out of his pocket* see, this one is Billy, and Timmy and Edward!
Miroku: *grabs them out of Shippo's hands and eats them*
Shippo: Noo, my friends!
Inuyasha: Your only friends!
Kirara: *stares then begins to switch from fire, little, fire, little*
Myoga: *watches Kirara and stares in fear* eep! Don't eat me! Everyone but Miroku turns their attention to Kirara
Miroku: See, nobody even watches, or, pays attention to me! *starts to play with the beads around his wind tunnel flap thing* I wonder how these would look around me..
Kagome: *reaches into her bag* Miroku, would you like a pickle to cheer you up?
Miroku: What kind of a pickle?
Kagome: A green one!
*Totosai pops out of nowhere with his cow*
Totosai: mm green, my favorite! *eats it and poofs away*
Miroku: See, even Totosai gets the good green pickles!
Kagome: But Miroku, you can have this nice purple one; see it matches your robes.
Miroku: Lady Kagome, I appreciate your kindness but nobody loves me, so I shall rid everyone in this world of me *grabs the purple pickle and jumps off the nearest cliff*
Sango: Wow, what a drama queen
Shippo: Hey, I wanted that purple pickle!
Inuyasha: Hey Kagome, got a red pickle in there?
Kagome: Is that all I am? A red pickle haver? Maybe I shall join Miroku and I shall take ALL the pickles with me! Miroku, my love, I'm coming with you! *Jumps off cliff with her pickles*
Shippo: Look what you did Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: How is this my fault?
Shippo: I don't know, I just have to blame someone, I'm a very troubled youth, just like those Furbys, Barney, the purple guy from the Wiggles, and the green teletubbie. I'm going to go hang out with them and RULE THE WORLD! *evil Kikyo laugh* *he goes and hangs out with them and they plot to rule the world using platypuses of doom!*
Sango: You think you know a guy
Inuyasha: drama queen
Shippo: *from a distance* Why thank you!
Kirara: *switches little, fire, little, fire, little, fire*
Inuyasha: BBQ anyone?
Sango: Why, I'd be thrilled!
Kirara: *stares and makes 'eep' 'eep' sounds*
Sango and Inuyasha advance with hungry stares*
**several hours later**
Sango: All these times I was dying of hunger and I could have just eaten Kirara!
Inuyasha: Pats her tummy
Sango: Inuyasha *giggles*
Inuyasha: *thinking* finally, alone with Sango
Sango: *thinking* finally, alone with Inuyasha
*Inuyasha and Sango's faces get closer until the almost touch*
Inuyasha: *perks up and is ears twitch* Pickles, anyone
Sango: Yes please!
Inuyasha: *sits up suddenly* I feel a presence here, it's so familiar, but I don't remember whose it is!
Sango =: *alert* is it Naraku?
*they hear rummaging behind the bushes and out come Sesshomaru and Rin*
Sesshomaru: did I hear the word 'pickle' mentioned earlier?
Rin: *holds up tampon* what's this?
Inuyasha: A torture device!
Sesshomaru: An after dinner mint!!
Sango: *grabs it just before it reaches Sesshomaru's tongue* I'll tell you when you're older Rin
*the boys look confused*
Rin: *Begins to rummage through some more*
Sesshomaru: I was going to eat that
Sango: *stares*
Inuyasha: *stares down at the pickles in his hand* anyone want a pickle?
*they all sit back and eat the pickles for 2.3478 hours*
Naraku:*up in a thundercloud singing* where have all the pickles gone.
Rin: Is it just me, or does he look hotter up in a thundercloud than anywhere else?
Sesshomaru: *looks down at her in confusion and worry* I thought you admitted your undying love to Kohaku last week.
Rin: So, look at how many times Kikyo told Inuyasha she loved him, and besides, Naraku is SO much hotter than Kohaku!
Inuyasha: *begins to sing 'You don't send me flowers anymore'*
Sango: Amen to that Rin!
Inuyasha: I thought we were just sharing 'moments'
Sango: You know, Naraku does look pretty hot in that thundercloud of his.
Naraku: *jumps off thundercloud* how do I look down here?
Rin: You know, Kohaku looks a lot hotter now
Sesshomaru: My toe is twitching
Rin: *pulls thong underwear out of Kagome's back pack* What is this? Does it go on your head like a hat? *pulls it on head and runs around in circles*
Sango:*blushes and turns away*
Inuyasha: I want a hat too! *pulls another thong out of Kagome's back pack, sticks it on his head, and runs around in circles*
Naraku and Sesshomaru: (at the same time) I want to too! *Follows Inuyasha's example*
Inuyasha: Join us Sango! *tries to wink but fails miserably*
Sango: fine *pulls one out of her own pack and joins them*
**several days later**
~They realize they are hungry, and out of pickles~
Rin: *stops running and falls down* Fluffy, I'm hungry.
Sesshomaru: Don't call me fluffy
Rin: OK Poofy
Inuyasha: *stops chasing Sango's butt* That's what I used to call you. Do you remember that Poofy? *his eyes water up*
Sesshomaru: After father and our mothers died. Yes, I do remember that. Bow Wow
Inuyasha: BROTHER!!, erm half-BROTHER!
*they hug*
Rin: ewww *pulls out the last moldy old pickle and shudders*
Naraku: *Grabs away the pickle and stuffs it in his mouth* Yum, it was a pink one
Sango: How could you tell?
Rin:*about to cry* my pickle!
Sesshomaru: *pulls away from Inuyasha and turns the Tokijin on Naraku* GRRROOOWWLLLL, YOU.HURT.RIN'S.FEELERS!
Naraku: Feelers?
Sesshomaru: I, uh, mean, uh, feelings, yes, feelings.. *slices Naraku in half and mutters under breath* he knew too much.
Rin: *blushes because now her secret is out*
Inuyasha: I always wondered why her hair was like that.
Sango: I know, how 5 minutes ago is that hairstyle, and don't even get me started on your pants Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru, you littly fluffy boa and odd tattoes, how 2 era's ago is that! Naraku, sorry hun, but that eyeshadow does nothing for your complexion, in that baboon pelt makes your figure look horrific! Puh- leeze
Inuyasha: Sango, Naraku is dead
Sango: You're just jealous because you don't have your own self help column for the ugly!
Inuyasha: *mutters under breath* I know
Sesshomaru: wait, I love my tattoes, they were a fathers day gift from Rin!
Rin: *cries because Sango made fun of the tatoes she worked so hard on*
Kouga: *pops out of nowhere, sees Rin crying, and pats her on the head*
Rin: *looks up* DUDE, where are your pants! Or at least some underwear!*tries to shield her eyes*
Kouga: But then how would I get the nice breezy feeling?
Sango: pulls thong off her head and lends it to Kouga.
Kouga: How do I wear this?
Sango: Like underwear.
Kouga: *puts it on and shakes his booty*its like a permanent wedgie. Curse this tail! It doesn't fit right!
Inuyasha:*complains about being hungry and they all go off in search of pickles*
**Kikyo pops out of nowhere**
Kikyo:*shifty eyes* I know the way to the pickles
Rin: *goes up to Kikyo* did I say you could talk? *whines* there's no one hot since Naraku died!
Sesshomaru: *looks hurt, but brings Naraku back with the Tensaiga* Are you happy now?!
Rin: *smiles* yes my lord!
Naraku: you killed me! I thought what we had was special!
Sesshomaru: *backs away slowly*
Rin: I'm hungry! Argh! I'm insane with hunger! Feed me!! *hulk eye flashy thing*
Sesshomaru: Jaken, get for fat toad butt over here!
Jaken: *pops up out of nowhere*
Rin: *goes to Jaken, pulling the thong off her head*
Jaken: Starts to back away
Sesshomaru: don't move
Rin: *goes up to Jaken and strangle him to death with her thong* Ahhh, I feel better
Sango: *looks startled* behold, the many wonders of the thong
Inuyasha: I'm hungry, why don't I get to kill a toad?
Naraku: hmm, we could EAT the toad.
**several hours later**
Sesshomaru: all those times I was starving of hunger and I could of just ate Jaken
Sango: Hey, that's my line!
Rin: I want a pickle!
Kikyo: I already told you, I know the path to the pickles!
Inuyasha: *just noticing Kikyo* K-k-kikyo?
Sango: hey, WE were just sharing 'moments!!'
Inuyasha: Oh yeah..
Rin: I WANT A PICKLE!
Kikyo: I know the way to the da-
Sesshomaru: *slices Kikyo with the Tenseiga*
Inuyasha: KIKYO!!!
Kikyo: I'm already dead stupid
Inuyasha: oh yeah.
Kikyo: ok, first you turn around 3 times in circles. Then you hop up and down flapping your arms like wings! Then, you..
Naraku: Stupid wench, just give me the directions!
Inuyasha: don't talk down to her like that!
Naraku: *mutters under breath* stupid idiot
Kikyo: Fine! You go strait about 3 steps, turn right, and there they are!
Inuyasha: You're such a worthless monk Miroku!
Kagome: Inuyasha, you're such a jerk!
Miroku: *slightly wobbly and about to cry* I know I am! *bows head in depression*
Sango: Psh, yeah you are! You just ruined ALL of our lives!
Miroku: *singing* everybody hates me, nobody loves me, I might as well go eat some worms.
Shippo: ew! Don't eat the worms! They're my friends!! *pulls some out of his pocket* see, this one is Billy, and Timmy and Edward!
Miroku: *grabs them out of Shippo's hands and eats them*
Shippo: Noo, my friends!
Inuyasha: Your only friends!
Kirara: *stares then begins to switch from fire, little, fire, little*
Myoga: *watches Kirara and stares in fear* eep! Don't eat me! Everyone but Miroku turns their attention to Kirara
Miroku: See, nobody even watches, or, pays attention to me! *starts to play with the beads around his wind tunnel flap thing* I wonder how these would look around me..
Kagome: *reaches into her bag* Miroku, would you like a pickle to cheer you up?
Miroku: What kind of a pickle?
Kagome: A green one!
*Totosai pops out of nowhere with his cow*
Totosai: mm green, my favorite! *eats it and poofs away*
Miroku: See, even Totosai gets the good green pickles!
Kagome: But Miroku, you can have this nice purple one; see it matches your robes.
Miroku: Lady Kagome, I appreciate your kindness but nobody loves me, so I shall rid everyone in this world of me *grabs the purple pickle and jumps off the nearest cliff*
Sango: Wow, what a drama queen
Shippo: Hey, I wanted that purple pickle!
Inuyasha: Hey Kagome, got a red pickle in there?
Kagome: Is that all I am? A red pickle haver? Maybe I shall join Miroku and I shall take ALL the pickles with me! Miroku, my love, I'm coming with you! *Jumps off cliff with her pickles*
Shippo: Look what you did Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: How is this my fault?
Shippo: I don't know, I just have to blame someone, I'm a very troubled youth, just like those Furbys, Barney, the purple guy from the Wiggles, and the green teletubbie. I'm going to go hang out with them and RULE THE WORLD! *evil Kikyo laugh* *he goes and hangs out with them and they plot to rule the world using platypuses of doom!*
Sango: You think you know a guy
Inuyasha: drama queen
Shippo: *from a distance* Why thank you!
Kirara: *switches little, fire, little, fire, little, fire*
Inuyasha: BBQ anyone?
Sango: Why, I'd be thrilled!
Kirara: *stares and makes 'eep' 'eep' sounds*
Sango and Inuyasha advance with hungry stares*
**several hours later**
Sango: All these times I was dying of hunger and I could have just eaten Kirara!
Inuyasha: Pats her tummy
Sango: Inuyasha *giggles*
Inuyasha: *thinking* finally, alone with Sango
Sango: *thinking* finally, alone with Inuyasha
*Inuyasha and Sango's faces get closer until the almost touch*
Inuyasha: *perks up and is ears twitch* Pickles, anyone
Sango: Yes please!
Inuyasha: *sits up suddenly* I feel a presence here, it's so familiar, but I don't remember whose it is!
Sango =: *alert* is it Naraku?
*they hear rummaging behind the bushes and out come Sesshomaru and Rin*
Sesshomaru: did I hear the word 'pickle' mentioned earlier?
Rin: *holds up tampon* what's this?
Inuyasha: A torture device!
Sesshomaru: An after dinner mint!!
Sango: *grabs it just before it reaches Sesshomaru's tongue* I'll tell you when you're older Rin
*the boys look confused*
Rin: *Begins to rummage through some more*
Sesshomaru: I was going to eat that
Sango: *stares*
Inuyasha: *stares down at the pickles in his hand* anyone want a pickle?
*they all sit back and eat the pickles for 2.3478 hours*
Naraku:*up in a thundercloud singing* where have all the pickles gone.
Rin: Is it just me, or does he look hotter up in a thundercloud than anywhere else?
Sesshomaru: *looks down at her in confusion and worry* I thought you admitted your undying love to Kohaku last week.
Rin: So, look at how many times Kikyo told Inuyasha she loved him, and besides, Naraku is SO much hotter than Kohaku!
Inuyasha: *begins to sing 'You don't send me flowers anymore'*
Sango: Amen to that Rin!
Inuyasha: I thought we were just sharing 'moments'
Sango: You know, Naraku does look pretty hot in that thundercloud of his.
Naraku: *jumps off thundercloud* how do I look down here?
Rin: You know, Kohaku looks a lot hotter now
Sesshomaru: My toe is twitching
Rin: *pulls thong underwear out of Kagome's back pack* What is this? Does it go on your head like a hat? *pulls it on head and runs around in circles*
Sango:*blushes and turns away*
Inuyasha: I want a hat too! *pulls another thong out of Kagome's back pack, sticks it on his head, and runs around in circles*
Naraku and Sesshomaru: (at the same time) I want to too! *Follows Inuyasha's example*
Inuyasha: Join us Sango! *tries to wink but fails miserably*
Sango: fine *pulls one out of her own pack and joins them*
**several days later**
~They realize they are hungry, and out of pickles~
Rin: *stops running and falls down* Fluffy, I'm hungry.
Sesshomaru: Don't call me fluffy
Rin: OK Poofy
Inuyasha: *stops chasing Sango's butt* That's what I used to call you. Do you remember that Poofy? *his eyes water up*
Sesshomaru: After father and our mothers died. Yes, I do remember that. Bow Wow
Inuyasha: BROTHER!!, erm half-BROTHER!
*they hug*
Rin: ewww *pulls out the last moldy old pickle and shudders*
Naraku: *Grabs away the pickle and stuffs it in his mouth* Yum, it was a pink one
Sango: How could you tell?
Rin:*about to cry* my pickle!
Sesshomaru: *pulls away from Inuyasha and turns the Tokijin on Naraku* GRRROOOWWLLLL, YOU.HURT.RIN'S.FEELERS!
Naraku: Feelers?
Sesshomaru: I, uh, mean, uh, feelings, yes, feelings.. *slices Naraku in half and mutters under breath* he knew too much.
Rin: *blushes because now her secret is out*
Inuyasha: I always wondered why her hair was like that.
Sango: I know, how 5 minutes ago is that hairstyle, and don't even get me started on your pants Inuyasha, and Sesshomaru, you littly fluffy boa and odd tattoes, how 2 era's ago is that! Naraku, sorry hun, but that eyeshadow does nothing for your complexion, in that baboon pelt makes your figure look horrific! Puh- leeze
Inuyasha: Sango, Naraku is dead
Sango: You're just jealous because you don't have your own self help column for the ugly!
Inuyasha: *mutters under breath* I know
Sesshomaru: wait, I love my tattoes, they were a fathers day gift from Rin!
Rin: *cries because Sango made fun of the tatoes she worked so hard on*
Kouga: *pops out of nowhere, sees Rin crying, and pats her on the head*
Rin: *looks up* DUDE, where are your pants! Or at least some underwear!*tries to shield her eyes*
Kouga: But then how would I get the nice breezy feeling?
Sango: pulls thong off her head and lends it to Kouga.
Kouga: How do I wear this?
Sango: Like underwear.
Kouga: *puts it on and shakes his booty*its like a permanent wedgie. Curse this tail! It doesn't fit right!
Inuyasha:*complains about being hungry and they all go off in search of pickles*
**Kikyo pops out of nowhere**
Kikyo:*shifty eyes* I know the way to the pickles
Rin: *goes up to Kikyo* did I say you could talk? *whines* there's no one hot since Naraku died!
Sesshomaru: *looks hurt, but brings Naraku back with the Tensaiga* Are you happy now?!
Rin: *smiles* yes my lord!
Naraku: you killed me! I thought what we had was special!
Sesshomaru: *backs away slowly*
Rin: I'm hungry! Argh! I'm insane with hunger! Feed me!! *hulk eye flashy thing*
Sesshomaru: Jaken, get for fat toad butt over here!
Jaken: *pops up out of nowhere*
Rin: *goes to Jaken, pulling the thong off her head*
Jaken: Starts to back away
Sesshomaru: don't move
Rin: *goes up to Jaken and strangle him to death with her thong* Ahhh, I feel better
Sango: *looks startled* behold, the many wonders of the thong
Inuyasha: I'm hungry, why don't I get to kill a toad?
Naraku: hmm, we could EAT the toad.
**several hours later**
Sesshomaru: all those times I was starving of hunger and I could of just ate Jaken
Sango: Hey, that's my line!
Rin: I want a pickle!
Kikyo: I already told you, I know the path to the pickles!
Inuyasha: *just noticing Kikyo* K-k-kikyo?
Sango: hey, WE were just sharing 'moments!!'
Inuyasha: Oh yeah..
Rin: I WANT A PICKLE!
Kikyo: I know the way to the da-
Sesshomaru: *slices Kikyo with the Tenseiga*
Inuyasha: KIKYO!!!
Kikyo: I'm already dead stupid
Inuyasha: oh yeah.
Kikyo: ok, first you turn around 3 times in circles. Then you hop up and down flapping your arms like wings! Then, you..
Naraku: Stupid wench, just give me the directions!
Inuyasha: don't talk down to her like that!
Naraku: *mutters under breath* stupid idiot
Kikyo: Fine! You go strait about 3 steps, turn right, and there they are!