An Abnormal Day at the Burrow.
~*Lily*~'s Challenge thingamabob.
Harry arrived at the burrow just in time to see Percy Weasley running down the street whilst getting attacked by a bunch of flying monkeys. When the laughter had died down Ron explained to Harry that Fred and George made a box full of flying monkeys and put it on Percy's bed as a present. When he opened it he got chased down the street. "What is this box called?" asked Harry " it's called a weird name like cardoxpicklynose box because that's what type of flying monkeys they are." Later that night Harry brought up the subject about Ron liking Hermione and he was a little late in going through puberty so Hermione wouldn't find him attractive. They got in a big fight until crookshanks showed up with a boyfriend and used the kitty litter." I never knew crookshanks was gay!" exclaimed Ron. The next day Ron and Harry got an owl from Hermione.
Dear Harry and Ron,
I have to tell you that I am a lesbian and my partner had sperm planted in her so she is pregnant. This may come as a shock but my partner is Voldie.
Hermione.
Whilst Harry and Ron were comprehending this letter George was running around the house yelling "OMG! I'VE GOT A PIKACHU IN MY PANTS!" when suddenly a lightning bolt hit the burrow and they were all transported to St. Mungos to seek mental treatment.
-Godric