I'm like really really bored rite now…..so I'm gonna write a teletubie fanfic…..its based on a nightmare I once had….heh………………………......oh yeah….its gonna not really make a lot of sense so just try 2 understand it and…….. its sorta ummm stupid in a smart way……………………….............................................................................
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It was a dark dreary day, and there was nutthin to do. I flipped through the TV channels over and over. Nothing was on. I just stopped the TV on channel nine just because I heard a weird trancing tune…almost calling to me from that channel. I needed to find out what the eerie tune was. On the channel big demonic red eyed teletubbies were glaring at me. I tried to turn the channel, but the tune was so trancing, I just had to leave it there. Then, all the teletubbies started climbing out of the TV!
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Heh……told ya it was stupid……ya shoulden't of even bothered with it….but since you've read this far u might as well continue…or else you will never know what happens….and who knows…it could get better....hehehehe
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I let out a loud piercing scream. But none could hear me cuz' the tellitubies were sending telepathic messages to every 1 around telling them to plug their ears. The scary purple one came to me, opened its mouth, and out came the tune!!!!!! When it closed its mouth, his TV stomach lit up. And a huge master teletubbie appeared!!! Now this was really scary. I mean, just the follower ones were scary, so imagine the master one! He or it was pink. OF ALL THE COLORS WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE PINK?!?! THAT COLOR IS THE MOST SCARY ONE IN THE WORLD!!!….!!! Well as I was saying, the master appeared and started talking to me in that weird freak language. But for some odd reason, I could understand it!!!! The master said, " No need to be scared normal mortal, just come with my little red follower, and you will be safe." I was in a huge panic now not knowing what I was getting myself into, I went with the red thing, and was sucked into the purples TV stomach thingy.
I suddenly found myself in a big white room with the pink master, and a big machine. "now, stay calm. And let me suck out your brains with my bendy straw!" the leader said. Then I was too terrified to interpret what he said, so I stood there gawping at him like a mindless idiot. He then sat me on the machine, and he took out a-BENDY STRAW! I then got back to reality and realized what was happening. He put the straw into my ear, and started sucking out my brains! But, there was no brain in my head for him to suck out. I looked up with a triumphant look and said, "never underestimate the power of stupid people!" And with that comment, I was sent back to my house, and was bored again.
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So how was that?!? Bet it was better than ya thought itd be!
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~weNdAlroW~
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It was a dark dreary day, and there was nutthin to do. I flipped through the TV channels over and over. Nothing was on. I just stopped the TV on channel nine just because I heard a weird trancing tune…almost calling to me from that channel. I needed to find out what the eerie tune was. On the channel big demonic red eyed teletubbies were glaring at me. I tried to turn the channel, but the tune was so trancing, I just had to leave it there. Then, all the teletubbies started climbing out of the TV!
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Heh……told ya it was stupid……ya shoulden't of even bothered with it….but since you've read this far u might as well continue…or else you will never know what happens….and who knows…it could get better....hehehehe
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I let out a loud piercing scream. But none could hear me cuz' the tellitubies were sending telepathic messages to every 1 around telling them to plug their ears. The scary purple one came to me, opened its mouth, and out came the tune!!!!!! When it closed its mouth, his TV stomach lit up. And a huge master teletubbie appeared!!! Now this was really scary. I mean, just the follower ones were scary, so imagine the master one! He or it was pink. OF ALL THE COLORS WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE PINK?!?! THAT COLOR IS THE MOST SCARY ONE IN THE WORLD!!!….!!! Well as I was saying, the master appeared and started talking to me in that weird freak language. But for some odd reason, I could understand it!!!! The master said, " No need to be scared normal mortal, just come with my little red follower, and you will be safe." I was in a huge panic now not knowing what I was getting myself into, I went with the red thing, and was sucked into the purples TV stomach thingy.
I suddenly found myself in a big white room with the pink master, and a big machine. "now, stay calm. And let me suck out your brains with my bendy straw!" the leader said. Then I was too terrified to interpret what he said, so I stood there gawping at him like a mindless idiot. He then sat me on the machine, and he took out a-BENDY STRAW! I then got back to reality and realized what was happening. He put the straw into my ear, and started sucking out my brains! But, there was no brain in my head for him to suck out. I looked up with a triumphant look and said, "never underestimate the power of stupid people!" And with that comment, I was sent back to my house, and was bored again.
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So how was that?!? Bet it was better than ya thought itd be!
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~weNdAlroW~
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