5 year old Tobi sat alone in his father's tea shop looking over the room he had just decorated for tonight's karaoke performances many people from his family would be coming even his cousins best friend Miyu, he shuddered at the mental image of the fat, pudgy faced girl who much to his dismay had, had a crush on him ever since they had met.
3 hours had passed and now the shop was filled with participants and people who had come just to drink tea and watch the singers, Tobi was attacked from behind by a GIANT! (Lol jk, jk)
"Why hello Tobi-kun I bet you just can't wait to hear me sing!" Miyu practically screamed into Tobi's poor un-expecting ear he cringed and fought off the mass and ran off to find his father who was talking to the people who were participating in the 'show.'
Everyone had settled down and now they were watching the stage with Tobi's father on stage thanking everyone for coming … blah blah blah…
"Firs up is Takishe Imoto, who will be singing just the girl, by click 5." (Tobi's eldest brother)
She's cold and she's cruel but she knows what she's doing
She pushed me in the pool at out last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams but I dream at her laughter
Strange as it seems she's the one I'm after
'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking forShe can't keep a secret for more that an hour
She runs on one hundred proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me, the more I adore her
What can I do, I'd do anything for her
'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's to much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for
And when she sees it's me
On her caller ID
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
'Cause every word she'd ever said
Is still ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head
She's cold and she's cruel but she knows what she's doing
Knows just what to say so my whole day is ruined
'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
'Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Oh I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for
Just the girl I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm looking for
Just the girl I'm looking for
His song ended with enthusiastic applause and he stepped off the stage
3 more acts went by until it came on stage
"Next up is Miyu Ishataka singing 'Bad boy' by cascada
Miyu took, well grabbed the microphone from Tobi's father and screeched into it "This is for my Tobi-kun!"
Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone heart was breaking
My love ran away
This moment I knew I would be someone else
My love turned around and I fell Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life againWon't you be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you again No I don't need you again Bad boy! You once made this promise
To stay by my side
But after some time you just pushed me aside
You never thought that a girl could be strong
Now I'll show you how to go on Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again Won't you be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you again
No I don't need you again
The end of her song was met by a few uncertain claps
Tobi knew from the start of the chorus that he was going to kill.
He slipped on his ski mask to ashamed to show his face
Tobi stole into the night wearing his ski mask (I know, I know) he slipped into his tormentorsroom and snuck up behind her she turned around and asked
"Who are you?" With a blank look on her face he answered slyly
"Your worst nightmare!" And he slashed her throat no more horrid 'notes' would emit from her as long as forever. (Sry I know its cliché but I had to do it!)
Tobi sat up taller
"And that's how I became a member of the Akatsuki." Tobi summed up his story he looked at all the shocked faces, the room was filled with laughter.
"That's why you always say you're a good boy!" Deidara yelled from the floor
"That's the last time I tell you guys anything about my past!" Tobi murmured