Now that I have all of your attention...
My favorite color is NOT salmon! Why does everyone think that?
Just because I specifically stated in the movie that the castle I was residing in had salmon puked all over the place does not make it my favorite color! Need I remind everyone that it wasn't even MY castle to begin with?
NO! It belonged to a little GIRL! Of COURSE it had pink everywhere, what other color would there be?!
It wasn't MY idea to paint the walls the most hideous color imaginable. I certainly didn't redesign the place when I took over Sugar Rush. If I had been able to, I would have painted the walls a completely different color! What color you ask? I don't know! But not pink!
Notice that I didn't wear any shade of pink anywhere in my King Candy costume. Kind of a tip off, don't ya think?
So what IS my favorite color, might you ask? Well, it's...none of your business!
And while I'm in a rant mood, why does everyone think I'm shorter than the twins from TurboTime? We're all the same height, why would the developers go through all that trouble to make me shorter when I was the STAR? Wouldn't it make more sense for me to be TALLER? But no seriously, we're all the same height so quit making short jokes about me!
It's not nice to make fun of short people anyway so shame on all of you.
Yeah, I've seen all the fan art and read most of the fanfics so don't try to deny that these two things have made it into your headcanon about me.
(Ahhh, I'm even learning fanfic speak! What kind of word is "headcanon" anyway? Someone help me!)
You can't see me, but I'm sticking my tongue out at you guys.
What's that smiley face thing people do? Oh yeah, this... :P
And furthermore, I-
Dixie Darlin: *enters room* What are you doing on my laptop?!
Turbo: Um...nothing... *submits New Story on FanFiction*
Dixie Darlin: Don't you dare publish something under MY name!
Turbo: Oops, my finger slipped! *grins innocently* You mad?
Dixie Darlin: *glares* I swear if I get backlash over whatever you posted, I'm gonna...
Turbo: *throws fun-size Snickers at her* Oh shut up and have some candy, sheesh.