Title: Four Way (PG-13)
Author:Rooting 4 Clark/Live4RedK/Heather
Disclaimer: If I owed Superman or Smallville Lana Lang would cease to exsist.
Summary: Spell Redone...oh just read it (lol)
Clark Kent should've been the happiest teenage boy alive. He had a party at his house with more than twenty half naked women dancing and drinking in his barn. It also happened to be his best friend Chloe's birthday. But Clark lived in Smallville, so of course there was a twist. Chloe, Lana, and Lois were possesed by witches, and Lana had stripped Clark of his powers, for a short time. After Clark went down to the cave and defeated Isobel(Lana), all three of the girls returned to normal, with a bonus of having no memory of what had happened. Clark woke up early the next morning so he could clean the rest of the barn before his parents got home, but when he got downstairs his mom was in the kitchen making breakfast.
"Good morning sleepyhead" said a smiling Martha.
"Oh hey mom" said Clark as he walked to the fridge and poured himself a glass of orange juice.
"Your farther is out there doing your chores."
"Sorry,mom, I guess I must've overslept."
All of a sudden the kitchen door opened, and in came a sweaty Jonathan Kent.
"Hello son."
"Hey dad" said an unaware Clark.
"Is there something you wana tell us Clark." said Jonathan pulling out from behind his back a red and black lacy bra.
"Ummm, its not what you think." said a nervous Clark.
"Oh really, what do we think it is?" said Martha, who had a cunning smile on her face.
"I knew I wasn't supposed to throw this party without asking you guys, but its the way things spun out of control."
"What excatly happened Clark?" said a now aggatated Johnathan Kent.
"It was Lana-
"Clark she has a boyfriend" said a disappointed Martha.
"Wait mom, let me finish. It was Lana, Lois, and Chloe, and they were pos-
"CLARK KENT! NOT ONLY DO YOU THROW A PARTY WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION, BUT YOU HAVE SEX WITHOUT BEING MARRIED AND WITH THREE WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME! ONE WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" said a very, extremly pissed off Johnathan Kent.
"SEX? Dad, no, you've got it wrong. I didn't have sex, let alone with three girls, that would be called a four way, you know, plus me, but dad, they were possed by witches, and they used magic on me, and that's how that, said Clark pointing to the bra,which Johnatan had dropped on the floor, happened." said a very shocked Clark.
"Oh thank God!" said Martha who had sat down on the kitchen stool, for fear of what Clark might say.
"Magic? Clark, son, I know this is Smallville, but magic?" said a disbelieving Johnathan.
"Look dad, magic exsists, I saw it, and worst of all...it can hurt me." said a slightly scared Clark.
Johnathan looked at Martha, and with a sigh and said to Clark,"Okay son, we believe you, but you gave us a scare there. We were kinda dissapointed in you for a second."
"Oh, and Clark, if you ever try and get smart with us again, I'll ground you young man." said Martha, who still had shock written all over her face.
"Smart with you, what do you mean mom?" said Clark, who knew very well what had slipped out of his mouth.
"Your mother means saying, it would be called a four way. We may be old, but were not deaf Clark." said Johnathan with a smile growing on his face.
"Sorry." said a rather embarassed Clark.
"Well, I'm gonna go finsih my chores dad, sorry you had to do some of them for me" said Clark as he walked ou the door.
Johnathan gave Clark a wave of the hand, as a thankyou gesture, then turned to Martha and said,"I wish I coulda had a four way."
(A/N: I didn't feel like going back and watching Spell again, so that's why some of the dialouge isn't correct.)
The End
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