A/n - these are just random blurbs. i do them during school when we have down-time. so there is no way to know how often they'll be updated. they have no point, but are kinda funny. ENJOYS :)
Disclaimer - i DON'T own Newsies - that goes for the entire storie, no matter how long nor how dumb
Honors Algebra
"Race... Race... hey, Race"
"What?"
"Can I copy your English homework?"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Pretty please with sugar on top?"
"I SAID NO!"
"Nice going Race."
"Mr. Higgins, is there something you'd like to share with the class?"
"No ma'am."
"What about you, Mr. Conlon?"
"No, Mrs. Birchwall."
"Then please refrain from having your own conversations while I'm teaching. Now, as I was saying, when you multiply the numerator by the square root of PI and..."
"Race?"
"What Spot?"
"Is it just me, or did she just mention PIE while talking about math?"
"You've got to be kidding me. You are kidding me, right?"
"No, I'm serious."
"And you're taking honors algebra because....."
"Because I knew that you'd be here and then I could copy your English homework."
"..."
"By the way, can I copy off yours?"
"Fine."
"Thanks dude, you rock."
"I know"
"Cocky much?"
"And this is coming from you?"
"Ya... hey, what's that supposed to mean?"
"You have NO right to be calling anybody cocky."
"I still don't get it."
"Idiot."
"Hey"
"OW DO NOT FLICK ME!"
"Thanks a lot Race."
"Mr. Higgins and Mr. Conlon, one more interruption and you both have detention."
"Nice one Race."
"Just shut up."
"Hey, Race. What does this say?"
"It says 'shut up Spot and let Race concentrate on the lesson'"
"Ha. Ha. Very funny."
"Will you shut up already."
"You're always so crabby. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend."
"I do to have a girlfriend."
"Really? What's she like?"
"Uh... tall.... and blonde.... and uh.... um."
"What's her name?"
"Her name?"
"Yup."
"Uh......."
"I'm waiting."
"Um... Birtha."
"Birtha?"
"Uh-hu"
"And where does this 'Birtha' live?"
"Uh.... um..."
"Your imagination?"
"Maybe."
"Loser"
"Freak."
"Dirty trash can full of poop."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"Never mind."
"Yes! The bell"
"Wait, Spot. I need my English homework back...... wait! You've GOT to be kidding me!"
A/N - tada! ya, well that's it. bye byes! ;P