I remember a time when two new cows arrived at the barnyard. Something strange started to happen. The original barnyard members were suspicious of the boy. They believed he acted strange.
It was a foggy morning. The farmer had been at his sister's for a while. After hearing a vehicle, the barnyard members acted like animals (that is, by people standard). They thought it would be the farmer but it wasn't. It wasn't his truck. It was a red 50s car. Otis was pretty sure he saw it somewhere. Just, when he saw it, he was pretty sure it didn't look as realistic as it does now. Two cows stepped out: a boy and a girl. The boy seemed to be the driver of the car. Both of them wore black sunglasses. The boy was a white cow with black spots who had blonde hair, wore a golden necklace with the words "DJ" engraved in it. From his left ear, there was a silver ear tag and on his shoulders, he had pointed spots. The girl was a yellow cow with black spots who had short, red hair, a red crystal on black ribbon and black earrings (who knows where she got the last two things?).
The boy looked down at the other animals and said "You like to pretend don't ya?"
"We'd rather be prepared." said Bessy.
"I understand that grouch, but I'm just saying, you don't always have to be alert." said the boy cow.
"Did you just call me a grouch!" Bessy shouted ignoring the rest of the conversation.
"Yes, I did! And I really don't appreciate anyone who's a jerk for no reason! So be nice!" shouted the boy cow.
"Let's all just settle down!" said Abby, who's belly seemed to be over-sized. "Um...D.J. and whatever your name is, if you came here just to start a fight, you need to just leave!"
"Um...actually, that's the opposite of why I came here, but I'll tell you later." said the boy cow. "My name is Lane but they call me D.J. This is my wife Sonya."
"Si." the girl cow said.
"Is she Spanish?" asked Pig.
"Sort of." said D.J. "You got a problem?"
"No, I just can't understand Spanish." said Pig.
"I can speak English too." said Sonya.
"You'll have to excuse him." said Otis. "He's a little dumb."
"Hey!" shouted Pig.
"No, the story behind the 'sort of' is she is an American cow born in Mexico." said D.J.
"Oh, well, I think I've seen your car somewhere before." said Otis.
"Could it be Rogue Trip: Vacation 2025?" asked D.J.
"Maybe." said Otis.
"Uses red disco ball shards?" asked D.J.
"Yep! That's it!" said Otis.
"Hey, by the way, are you by any chance Otis?" asked D.J.
"Yes, but, how did you know?" asked Otis.
"I know where your mother, Sarah and your brother, Aaron are." said D.J.
"Where at?" asked Otis.
"My hometown." said D.J.
"Where did you live?" asked Freddy.
"I can't tell. If so, Otis might leave." said D.J.
"But I gotta know where they're at!" exclaimed Otis.
"I'm sorry, but I can't help you." said D.J.
"By the way, I was going to ask you earlier but, why'd you drive yourself out here?" asked Peck.
"Look, Clucky! I really hate when one tells me what I should or shouldn't do!" shouted D.J. "Otis, I've been waiting for you and Abby to get married and now you're having twins!"
"Why don't we all go inside?" asked Otis.
"I can't believe he called me a grouch!" said Bessy with anger.
"You need it sometimes." said Abby.
"Aargh!" said Bessy and went inside.
"D.J., I need to talk to you." said Abby.
