Ok so this one originally started out as a one shot and it kind of grew so I am calling it my extended one shot. I hope that you enjoy it. I really like it and sorry my humor in writing kind of sucks even though everyone tells me I am a funny person? Maybe I shouldn't take that as a compliment next time...lol anyway so here it is. I hope not to make it any longer than about five chapters if it even gets that far lol!

Anyway...I hope you enjoy it! :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or its characters and the smut they fill my head with hahaha

Have fun ;)

BPOV

I was excited about the week with my friends. We hadn't had the time for a trip lately and I loved doing anything with my girls. Alice, Rosalie and I always tried to take trips together usually around the end of August but the last couple of years we had all been so busy we didn't have the time. Until now…we were heading to the mountains for an entire week and although I would have preferred a much better location I realized that beggars can't be choosers. So we rented a cabin in the mountains of Montana. It was getting cooler outside so the cabin that we got was fully equipped with a fireplace and three different hot tubs that sat on the balcony of the three bedrooms.

I didn't understand why we needed such a huge cabin, three stories to be exact but once again…I didn't complain I just went with the flow. We flew from Washington into Helena and then rented a car before starting the three hour drive to the cabin. We laughed and talked and cried and basically just spent the car ride catching up. Rosalie was now engaged to her boyfriend Emmett and Alice and her husband Jasper just found out they were pregnant. She hadn't told us until now because she wanted it to be a surprise.

"Just imagine it girls." I said as we started up the long drive to the cabin. "A whole week without guys."

"Bella you don't even have a guy to worry about." Alice chimed in with a laugh.

I deadpanned and said, "Don't remind me."

Rose cleared her throat and said, "About that Bella…"

I turned my head sideways and studied Alice and Rosalie in the front seats while Rose drove. "About what?"

"You tell her." Rose said with a frown and glanced to Alice.

Oh no… "Tell me what?"

Alice sighed and turned in her seat to look at me with a slight smile. "Well Bella see the thing is…we couldn't really leave the guys at home for a whole week."

I felt my face turn colors. "What?"

Alice grimaced and said in a rush. "Theguysarealreadyhere."

I felt my mouth drop open as I just stared at my best friends. This wasn't happening. It was supposed to be a girl's vacation only. Girl time…no men to get in our hair. It was ok Bella…you have already come to the realization that men were in their lives and if you loved your friends then you had to love their better half. I took a deep calming breath and just nodded to her in response. I was still going to be spending time with my friends and I was just thankful for that.

We pulled up to the huge cabin that sat in front of us and I was awed. It was really gorgeous nuzzled right at the bottom of two engulfing mountains that were already peaked with snow. I was over the whole, the guys were here thing until…

"There's more."

I felt my heart sink as I looked at Rosalie. "What more could there be?"

The two exchanged a nervous glance and Alice said, "I told her the other part. Go for it."

Rosalie frowned and tucked her long blonde hair behind her ear before turning in her seat and saying. "Emmett…well he invited someone along."

I narrowed my eyes at them both. "If this is some lame attempt to set me up with one of Emmett's friends it sucks."

They looked at each other and then back at me. "Cut the shit Rose and tell her." Alice said.

I looked into Rosalie's blue eyes and waited. "He invited Edward."

I felt my temperature rise and I swear the color of my face had to be nuclear. Without another word I got out of the car slammed the door and turned to walk back down the mountain.

They jumped out after me and Alice asked, "Where are you going?"

"I am walking to the airport. Have a nice trip." I yelled at them over my shoulder.

Edward…of all the fucking people to invite they invited him. I hated him…he hated me. It was a mutual agreement and I be damned if I am spending my week with him. That bastard is nothing but that…and maybe he is a jackass. Well there's no maybe about it. He is a self centered, smug pig and I will not spend my week with him.

"Bella get your ass back here." Soon they were both gripping my arms and pulling me back towards the car.

Rosalie I knew had the strength because she works out on a daily basis. Alice however…I didn't know that pregnant pixie like women had that much strength. But sure enough I was sitting on the hood of the car and they were both standing in front of me with their arms crossed just daring me to move. I was clumsy and if I tried to make a run for it I would just face plant and end up hurting myself.

"Let us explain." Alice started. "We weren't aware that he was being invited until Emmett called yesterday when they got here."

I glared at Rose. It was her future freaking brother-in-law and she didn't know he was coming? Ha! Yeah right…

"I swear I didn't know Bella. Emmett said that he had the week off too and they didn't tell me for this reason right here. They knew you would get pissed." She pointed at me like I was the cause for all of this.

"He convinced your future husband to lie to you Rose…not a good way to start off with the in-laws now is it?" I sneered at her and then crossed my arms with a loud humph.

"He didn't lie!" She said loudly. "He just didn't tell me he was inviting Edward."

Just then another car pulled up in the driveway and I saw Alice and Rosalie just beam at the contents of the car. I however just kept my eyes on the house and said nothing. Traitors… I heard the three of them laughing as they got out of the car and started into the house.

"Hey you girls finally made it." Emmett said and started towards the car followed by Jasper but then he saw me. "Whoa…uh we will meet you in the house."

I took a deep breath and glared at the front door of the cabin as they started towards the house. I saw Emmett's burly stature go up the steps first followed by Jasper with his thick blonde shaggy hair. He smiled apologetically at me and disappeared through the door. Then there he was…in his designer outfit and leather jacket. His bronze hair in a mess all over his head. Have you never heard of a brush? Then his green eyes fell on me and he smiled arrogantly before winking and running into the house.
I groaned loudly and just looked down at my lap. My friends said nothing as I sat and fumed for a few minutes. I mumbled to myself and groaned some more before I looked back to them and jumped off the hood of the car.

"Fine…I guess I have to deal with it but I swear if he so much as looks at me the wrong way I will hate you two forever." I groaned and went around back to start pulling luggage out of the car.

I went into the house, ignored the guys and went straight to the first empty room I came to. There were three rooms and Edward was damn stupid if he thought I was A, sharing a room with him or B, sleeping on the couch. I was unpacking my clothes when there was a knock on the door so I went over and pulled it back to see a smugly smiling Edward. I narrowed my eyes at him and just slammed the door right in his face before I went back over to my luggage.

I heard him laugh on the other end of the door as he said, "Hello to you too lovely Bella. You were always so polite. Great manners…"

I rolled my eyes and kept working. Unsurprisingly he kept talking. "The others were just wondering what we all were going to do this evening."

"I am not doing anything with you." I answered and put the last of my clothes in the top of drawer of the dresser. I grabbed my toiletries and started towards the en suite bathroom with them. I slammed that door behind me too.

Thankfully when I came out there were no more annoying voices coming from the other side of the door. Maybe he took the hint. I started humming to myself and grabbed my suitcase off the bed and moved to put it in the closet. I turned and saw Edward sitting in the rocking chair in the corner staring at me.

I screamed and almost fell on my ass as well as dropped the luggage. "What the hell are you doing in my room?"

He looked around and then ran a hand through his messy hair before looking back to me and saying, "I was wondering what you were doing in my room."

I glared at him and straightened my clothes out from the almost fall. I picked up the suitcase and went to the closet with it. "Your room is down stairs on the couch."

He laughed and I felt my blood start boiling at the sound of it. I sat the suit case down and gently closed the closet door before I turned back to him.

"No…I am pretty sure this room is mine." He said and studied the room for another moment.

I narrowed my eyes and said, "Do you think your family will miss you? Because I am pretty sure I am going to kill you before the week is out."

He smiled brightly and pushed himself up out of the chair. "We will talk about the room after dinner dear."

I felt my hands turn into fists as I watched him waltz out of the room. Yeah they are totally not going to miss him. Jackass.

Dinner was an eventful thing. I helped the girls cook spaghetti while I told them about the diabolical assumption Edward had come to about the room being his. Alice suggested that we share the room. I told her he could sleep under the water in the hot tub on the balcony. They thought the situation was funny and I reminded them that it wouldn't be funny when they visit me in an orange jumpsuit at the county jail.

When we finally sat down to eat I somehow got stuck right beside Edward at the table. I thought about stabbing him with my fork. It would be painful and maybe he would get the hint that I was serious with the murder threats.

As we ate everyone talked about taking a hike early tomorrow morning.

"I did some research and there are some great trails east of the cabin." Jasper informed.

"Bella hates hiking." Alice said seriously and I was glad that she was considering my feelings.

"No, it will be nice to get out. I wouldn't mind going." I told them truthfully.

Rosalie laughed and said, "Remember the last time we went hiking and you stepped into that mud. You got your boot stuck and had to leave it in the woods."

I laughed and nodded. "The bottom of my foot was sore for weeks because of all the roots and things I stubbed my toes on."

We all laughed about it for a second and then Edward said, "A hike sounds like a terrific idea. Maybe it will be her leg that gets stuck in mud this time and we will have to leave her there. Then I could have my room back."

I glared at him and said, "Maybe I will find a cliff to help Edward off of."

Everyone hid their laughter at our crudeness towards each other and then Emmett said, "Oh the game is coming on tonight."

"You're not watching a game while we are on vacation." Rosalie said seriously and ate a piece of her breadstick.

"But baby…" He started and she threw up a hand to tell him to shut it.

Was it going to be like this the whole trip? Were we all going to sit around and make argumentative comments towards each other? I hoped not…that would be a terrible vacation.

We all ate in silence for several long minutes and then Jasper suggested. "Why don't we build a fire tonight out in the back yard, there's a pit?"

"Oh that would be a great idea." Alice said with a smile on her face.

Emmett hummed and asked, "Did someone bring marshmallows?"

We all laughed at him and finished the meal. While we cleaned up the guys were out back trying to start the fire up. I heard Edward scream once and I hoped that someone had set him on fire. I would sleep well tonight.

"What are you smiling about?" Rosalie asked me as she slid the dish into the rinsing water.

I shook my head and handed the clean plate to Alice to dry and put up.

"She is thinking about Edward." Alice said suddenly and I looked at her as if she had lost her damn mind. But in all fairness I had been thinking about him…on fire. I smiled again.

"See." She pointed at me and showed a smile of her own. "She was thinking about him."

I nodded and said, "Yeah I was hoping that someone had set him on fire."

Rosalie laughed and said, "You two are funny. Constantly going on with the other about how much you hate each other."

"I think it is the beginning of a beautiful relationship." Alice smiled brightly and I "accidentally" slung water on her when I handed her the next plate.

"I think you two are on crack." I concluded and stared into the water. Where the hell was all of this coming from? They knew how much I hated him.

"Why do you two not get along anyway?" Alice asked suddenly and put the plates up in the cabinet.

"Because he is big headed and arrogant and cares about no one but himself. I can't stand people like that." I told her truthfully.

"I think he likes you." Alice said with a fairy tale smile on her face.

Rosalie snorted a laugh and I looked at her wondering what that was about. "Why is that funny?"

She shook her head and said, "If you two ever got together it would be war twenty four seven."

"Yeah but then they would have lots of make-up sex." Alice deduced.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little. "Ew that is disgusting." Then I really did gag.

They both laughed at me and we all fell silent as we finished the dishes. Ew…me and Edward…sex. I gagged again.

EPOV

"You like her." Emmett said for the twentieth time.

I rolled my eyes and sat down on the log in front of the roaring fire. "I do not like her. She is terrible. Evil…she has no bedside manners."

"Hold on…" Emmett said and sat next to me. "You have thought about her in bed?"

What the hell? "No Emmett…bedside manners…that has nothing to do with being in bed. It is just a term…" I looked to his face and saw that he did not comprehend me at all. "You know what? Nevermind."

"I have to agree with Emmett." Jasper said suddenly from the log next to mine. "I think you do like her."

"Why are you choosing his side?" I questioned. "I do not like that bitch."

"She isn't a bitch." Emmett and Jasper said at the same time. Jasper went on. "You just have to understand how to handle Bella. She is a bit of a control freak at times."

"She kicked me out of my own room." I told them seriously and they both shrugged.

"Well technically it is her room." Emmett said and shrugged.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Well regardless…I am sleeping in there whether she likes it or not."

Jasper and Emmett both pointed at me. "You want to sleep in the same bed as her."

"No," I shook my head. I was starting to get frustrated. "I will go in there and lay down and she will leave. It is that simple."

They both laughed and Jasper said, "Control freak remember…she will stay. Bella doesn't move for anyone but herself."

"You want to do her…" Emmett concluded. "You want to bang her…why else would you sleep in the same bed with her?"

"I do not want to bang her." I said in an exaggerated voice.

"Bella is hot though…if she weren't Rose's best friend and I weren't dating someone I would want to bang her." Emmett said and looked into the fire.

"She is really attractive." Jasper agreed.

I groaned and got up from my seat and turned to march off into the woods.

"Where you going?" Emmett echoed after me.

"For a walk." I replied and then disappeared into the woods.

Bella…she was a bitch if you asked me. I have never done anything to make her mad and yet she hates my guts. Not that I really care for her either but I had never done anything to upset her. I have always been myself around her and yet every time that we get within five feet of each other the fighting and yelling and death threats ensue. The first time I met her was at a Halloween party that Rose and Emmett were hosting at his place. They hadn't been dating long and I had only met Rose once before that. Then that night at the party I met Alice, Jasper, and Bella. I loved Alice and Jasper but there was something different about Bella.

She told me that I was arrogant. Now granted I do think highly of myself but I don't think I am arrogant. I have never met a person who doesn't like me instantly until I met Bella. Maybe that was why we didn't get along. She didn't fit the mold. Normally girls swoon when I walk in the door and while I find that flattering it bothers me that I don't affect Bella that way. I mean…am I not good enough for her or something?

I groaned and kept making my path through the trees. I don't even know why I came on this trip in the first place. I knew Bella would be here. Maybe I was trying to convince myself that it was her that was the problem. There wasn't anything wrong with me…there was no reason for her to hate me other than the fact that she just did hate me for no reason at all. She was just screwed up and hated me for some other reason. It wasn't something that I had done it was just her.

And damn was she stubborn. I was sleeping in that bed tonight end of discussion. If I had to carry her out of that room and lock the door in her face I would be sleeping in that room-my room. I wouldn't care to just walk in there and lay down with her until she left. It would save me the trouble of carrying her out of there. She hates me enough that there is no way she will sleep in the same bed with me. I bet she is a bed hog…she would throw her limbs across me in her sleep if we did sleep together. I wonder what she sleeps in…I felt a stirring in my pants and I knew that last comment had come out of the wrong head.

I looked down at my crotch in complete shock. What the hell…you traitor! My cock just raised his head proudly and I swear I think he smiled at me. Traitor dick! Oh my god I had a traitor dick. I hate that woman, she disgusts me and he is freaking doing a happy dance down there because I said I was going to sleep in the same bed as her.

"Traitor!" I growled at him and kept walking on as I thought about what other things I hate about Bella.

I hate how she bites her lip and then blushes like that. Like a blushing virgin or something…why does she do that? What is biting your lip going to do? I mean honestly. And she blushes at everything. She blushed when she said she was going to push me off a cliff. Murderer…fucking blushing murderer! She would be behind bars blushing! I groaned and stomped through the forest. And she unpacked her clothes in that room. I would have to move her clothes out of there too. Why hadn't I thought of that? We had gotten here a day before the girls, I should have unpacked my clothes in there yesterday. I already slept in that bed last night. I could tell her a gross lie that would make her not want to sleep in it. Bella I got off in that bed last night. I came on the pillow that you are going to lay your little head on.

The traitor dick jumped anxiously because the words Bella, head, get off, were in the same sentence. I wouldn't even call it my dick anymore. He was now known as the traitor dick. He wasn't worthy of being my dick.

I groaned in frustration and turned to head back towards the cabin. It was getting really dark and I didn't want to please Bella too much and let her think I had gotten lost in the woods.

When I entered the back yard they were all standing around the fire roasting marshmallows. I loved marshmallows maybe that would make me feel better. I walked over to the little table and grabbed a poker and was about to reach into the bag when a small hand knocked mine out of the way and grabbed two marshmallows.

I looked up and saw Bella grin at me sarcastically and then skip back over to the fire. I hoped that she got sticky marshmallow goo in her hair.

Sticky…in her hair. I groaned at the traitor dick. He had tied me to a table and was forcing disgusting thoughts and comments about Bella into my mind. Traitor!

Surprisingly we didn't threaten each other once while we were outside around the camp fire. Although I think she did try to trip me once while I was walking between her and the fire pit. She would think of something like that…push me into the flames and make it look like an accident. She needed to be locked up.

When it came time for bed the others disappeared into their respective rooms and I sat on the couch while I waited for Bella to go upstairs. She smiled at me as she passed my lounging form on the couch. She thought she had won and this is where I would be sleeping. Ha! Dream on sister… When I heard her door shut I sped up the stairs as quickly as I could. I had already changed into my pajamas pants and a white t-shirt. I stood at the door and listened until I heard the bathroom door shut.

I opened the door and left it open as I sauntered over to the bed and crawled into the covers. I sighed and turned my back to the bathroom door as I curled around my pillow and got comfortable. I felt sleep quickly come to take me away but then the bathroom door open and she gasped loudly.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" She asked me suddenly and I rolled over to look at her.

The traitor dick jumped to life when he saw her in short, short, short, shorts and a tank top. I smiled and simply said, "I am going to bed. Do you care to get the light and shut the door on your way out? Thanks a bunch."

I heard her teeth grind together as I rolled back over and closed my eyes. "I am not sleeping on the couch. I am sleeping in that bed. You are sleeping on the couch."

I didn't respond. I only snuggled closer to my pillow and pulled the covers up around my chest. She stood there behind me for what felt like an eternity and I was just about to roll over and see what she was doing when I saw her frame march by the foot of the bed. I smiled and closed my eyes.

It got darker on the other side of my eyelids and I heard the door slam shut. Awe…success. I smiled to myself and breathed a sigh of relief. Until I felt the bed dip on the opposite side and I opened my eyes to see her getting into the bed.

"Can I help you?" I asked her.

Yes…yes…YES! The traitor screamed and I used my hand to push him down. That didn't help so much.

"I am going to sleep…in my bed." She said and put her head down on the pillow. I thought about telling her my little gross lie but thought better of it. I didn't want her screaming and waking up the rest of the house.

She huffed and rolled to her side turning her back towards me before flipping her mahogany hair over her shoulder and causing the ends of it to whip me in the face.

I groaned and said through clenched teeth. "Thank you for hitting me in the face with your hair."

"You're welcome." She said with a smile on her face.

Damn…stubborn ass!

I groaned and rolled over putting my back to her. I tried not to let the traitor keep me awake. I thought about my great grandma on her ninetieth birthday and shut him up pretty quickly so that I could go to sleep. It was a nice peaceful sleep until the traitor bolted me awake. He was far too happy and was receiving entirely too much attention. I opened my eyes and saw a web of hair pushed right against my face. I looked down and noticed that somehow I had gotten to the other side of the bed and was holding Bella tight against me. My arm was draped around her waist and the wide awake traitor dick was nestled right against her ass with a huge smile on his face.

I nearly squealed like a little girl and jumped out of the bed. As quickly and as quietly as I could I ran downstairs and fell on the couch. I was panting and my heart was pounding out of my chest. How the hell did that happen? I looked at the clock on the DVD player. It wasn't even three in the morning yet. I would have to spend the rest of the night on the fucking couch. I groaned and rolled over curling a throw pillow into my face. Damn traitor dick…this is all your fault.

The next morning I heard someone laughing and it caused me to wake up. I opened one eye and saw Jasper standing above me then I opened the other and saw Emmett beside of him. They were both smiling and laughing and I wondered why as I sat up on the couch. It was then that I noticed. The traitor was wide awake and searching the room for Bella.

I grabbed a pillow and covered my hips with it while I stared at the two laughing idiots above me.

"Good dream Edward?" Emmett asked and then glanced the room for anyone else before saying. "I bet it was about Bella."

I rolled my eyes and shoved them out of the way. "It's not like you two didn't wake up with the same problem."

They laughed and Jasper said, "Yeah but we had women to take care of ours."

I laughed sarcastically and then disappeared down the hallway to the bathroom. I turned the hot water on and stepped into the shower once I locked the door behind me. Normally that helps for such morning issues as this but the traitor wasn't having it. He was up and there was only one way to put him down.

I rolled my eyes and grabbed my cock as I said through clench teeth. "I can't believe I am doing this for you, you filthy traitor."

BPOV

I rolled over and yawned as I stretched my arms out above my head and then fell limply to the bed. The bed that was empty aside from me. I smiled to myself glad to see that I had won last night. I guess he finally went to the couch. Smiling I got out of bed and went into the bathroom humming to myself. It was a beautiful morning.

After my shower I dressed in some comfy jeans and a blue sweater and headed down stairs to find some breakfast. Instead I found everyone laughing loudly as Edward stood in the kitchen with a fierce glare fixed on me.

"Nice shower Bella?" He asked and stomped out of the room like a fifteen year old girl that had just gotten her cell phone taken away.

"What the hell happened to him?" I asked the others that were still laughing and I wanted the opportunity to laugh at Edward.

Emmett was the one that spoke up. "Edward was a little busy in the shower when you turned the hot water on upstairs and made his water ice cold."

I gasped in shock at how I had ruined his shower without even knowing it then I started laughing so hard I almost fell to the floor.

Later we were all in the living room minus Edward and were talking about the hike we were supposed to go on today. I was standing at the window looking out at the sky as they continued to talk about it.

"Guys it looks like a storm is about to roll in. Maybe a hike isn't such a good idea after all." I told them. No one wanted a cold on vacation.

"No it will be fine. The weather man said it wasn't supposed to rain until late this evening." Rosalie told me.

"But look at the sky." I pointed out the window.

"It is getting cooler outside." Jasper answered. "It always looks like that in Montana."

I didn't know that he was specifically correct on that one but whatever. I told them that I probably wouldn't go but to have a good time anyway. After that I went upstairs and selected a book out of the several that I had brought with me. Then I went outside and sat on the balcony that was connected to my room while I read. I read for hours and hours and hours. When my stomach growled I put the book down and went into the house to fix a sandwich. No one was there when I came down the stairs and I figured they had all gone for a hike. I fixed something to eat and took it back upstairs to get back into my book.

But something was different when I started on the book again. Maybe my mind just wouldn't focus on it now but I didn't have the attention span to read anymore. I sat in the rocking chair on the balcony and rocked back and forth trying to decide what I was going to do. I saw the covered hot tub and decided it seemed like the best way to relax at the moment.

With a bit of excitement now I ran into the room and stripped off wrapping myself in a towel and then went out onto the balcony. My room was on the second floor and faced the west side of the mountains so there was no way that anyone could see me on the balcony. I went back outside and turned the hot tub on and removed the lid so that it came to a bubbling roar. I smiled to myself and checked around making sure that no one was watching. Then I pulled the towel off and slipped into the water naked.

I moaned at the feel of the jets against my skin along with the hot water and immediately relaxed into the water and rolled my head back to rest on the side of the tub. It was a really nice day out after all and I guessed Jasper was right. The sun was shining and it mixed along with the warm water had me closing my eyes and sighing in content.

So I hope that you liked it next chapter soon maybe tonight even. Please review and be as polite as possible. Thanks to all...see you soon

**K Ray**