The Jedi Knight Song
I do not own Star Wars or Monty Python. Got an inspiration for this after watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hope you love it!
Anakin: Ohhh I'm a Jedi Knight, and I'm Ok
I kill Sith lords and I train all day
Jedi Knights: He's a Jedi Knight and he's ok
He kills Sith Lords and he trains all day
Anakin: I fly my ship, I kill some droids
I go to the observatory
On Sundays I go skiing
And have gingersnaps and tea
Jedi Knights: He flies his ship, he kills some droids
He goes to the observatory
On Sundays he goes skiing
And has gingersnaps and tea
Anakin: I wear my robe, I have large straps
I keep my knickers high
I wish I was a gay girlie,
Like my dearie Papa
Jedi Knights: He wears his robe, he has large straps
He keeps his… WHAT?!
Padme: (bawling) Ohhh Anakin, I thought you were straight! (imitates Lucy from I Love Lucy, Jedi Knights walk off in disgust)
Boba Fett: (facing the camera) Believe me, I have no idea what the hell's going on either