Hi!
So, the other day I was bored and this popped up! It's very random, but I thought I'd publish it since I wrote it.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Transformers.
Optimus Prime, the honest, just, brave, trustworthy, understanding, honorable leader of the Autobots kneels down and greets you and wishes eternal peace and love for you, your family and friends, your race, and your planet. Freedom is the light of all sentient beings.
Ironhide, the violent, trigger-happy, experienced, stubborn weapons specialist who is actually a really big softie under that gruff and tough exterior wants to blast you into so many pieces that even the Hatchet can't piece you back together. You dare point a gun at me?
Ratchet, the caring, grumpy, skilled, over-informative chief medical officer yells at Ironhide to please not blast you into a million pieces because Ratchet's busy enough with the twins as they have managed to accidentally weld there afts together. This fool is terribly misinformed.
Jazz, the vivacious, eager, lively second lieutenant says yo and wants to dance to music with you. Ratchet throws a wrench and tells Jazz to turn down the loud music, and Ironhide is threatening to blow up the whole sound system. What's crackin' lil' bitches?
Bumblebee wiggles his antennae and says hi and hopes your happy today. Bumblebee wants to take you on a nice scenic drive by the base, but Ironhide warns you that Bumblebee's version of scenic is so fast that you can't even see a slagging thing. I'm so excited, I just can't hide it!
Sideswipe (Sides), the agile, fast-thinking, over-confident melee fighter and prankster says hello and asks you if you want to see his awesome Cybertronian made swords in action, preferably against a Decepticon. Pranking Ironhide or the Hatchet works as well. Damn I'm good.
Sunstreaker (Sunny), the skilled, quick, obsessed with his yellow paint job and supposedly handsome looks says hey babe and asks if you want to have a drink with him, preferably some high grade stolen from the secret stashes of the senior officers. Hey! That's a new paint job!
The Arcee twins, the fiesty, swift, and flexible Autobot femmes say hello, hi, and hey. They ask you if you would like to go on a ride as well, along with Bumblebee, but Ironhide, Ratchet, and Optimus all think it's a bad idea. Especially without a helmet. We're locked and loaded.