A SOS Brigade safety video
1: How not to be seen
*Note: Imagine some pictures for this plus FPS Doug saying BOOM HEADSHOT!
Haruhi: In this video, there is the entire cast of TMoHS.
None of one can't be seen.
In this movie, we'll show you how not to be seen.
This is my "boyfriend", Kyon, and I actually forgot where he lived and he can't be seen.
Now, I'm going to ask him to stand up.
Kyon, babe! Will you stand up please?
*Kyon stands up*
*gunshot*
Haruhi: This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
In this picture, we can't see Mikuru Asahina, the moe' part of our group.
Mikuru, will you stand up, please?
*Mikuru stands up*
*gunshot*
This is Yuki Nagato, almost everyone's favorite book-ophile.
Yuki, will you stand up, please?
Yuki has learned the 1st lesson of not being seen: Not to stand up!
However, she has learned an obvious piece of cover.
*KABOOM!!!!!!*
Itzuki Koizumi, a homosexual espier, has presented us with a poser.
We don't know what bush he's behind, but we can soon find out.
*BOOM!!!!*
*BOOM!!!!*
*KABOOM!!!! W/Itzuki screaming*
Haruhi: Yes, it was the middle one.
Asakura Ryoko chose a very cunning way of not being seen.
When we call it her house, we've found out she has gone to 2 weeks vacation.
However, her neighbor told us where she was.
*BOOM!!!!*
Now, here is the neighbor who told us where she was,
*BOOM!!!!*
and this is where he lived,
*BOOM!!!!*
And this is where he was born.
*BOOM!!!!*
*Haruhi laughing*
Haruhi: And now for something completely different.
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!*
Special Thanks to:
KyoAni: For making the Haruhi anime
Monty Python: For making How not to be seen
You: For Reading :D