Chapter 1:

Pain stood silently, watching as Kisame, Zetsu, and Tobi carried the limp body of Naruto Uzumaki into the chamber of Akatsuki. Konan looked at the beaten bodies of the three carrying Naruto.

"You three S-ranked ninja nearly got beaten by an adolescent?" she said tauntingly. Pain looked at her emotionlessly.

"I almost got beaten by him. You, my angel, would be destroyed by him." he said in a monotone. Konan narrowed her eyes, then turned away angrily. Pain shifted him focus to Tobi.

"How did you get scathed, Madara? Don't you have that space-time ninjutsu?" he said coldly. Tobi shrugged.

"I couldn't stand to see the holder of my dear summon hurt too badly, could I? So I held back." Madara said. Pain's eyes were blank, but his mind was working vigorously. He hated how Madara could control the strongest of all of the bijuus. He sighed.

"Lets start sealing away the demon. We have to do it as quickly as possible." he said. The others nodded.

---5 days later---

The Akatsuki were standing still, holding a hand sign for what seemed forever. The foxes spirit seemed to be ebbing out of Naruto slowly. Then, there was a great flash of light, and the last eye on the statue opened.

Then closed. Pain blinked. "What just happened?" he said. Then, they noticed a figure on the ground next to Naruto.

A female figure.

With fox ears and a tail. Pain shook his head. "No." he said, almost pleadingly. Zetsu looked on with Kisame, Konan looked at her with disdain, and Madara's only showing eye shimmered momentarily. It was the nine tailed fox, and apparently, it was a female.

The kitsune turned, a sad look on her face, her whisker marks light on her face. She had red hair like Deva Pain, but it was long like Hinata's. She turned to the Akatsuki with a cold look on her face. "You bastards would really hurt such an innocent child?" she asked. None of them even blinked, aside from Konan. She didn't really like the boy, but she had some feelings. The fox stared at them all.

"Mortals." she said, almost as if it were a disgusting swear word. Kisame groaned.

"How the hell did this happen?" he said. Kitsune sat down next to Naruto, when vaguely waved her hand at his bottom.

"Look," she said, pointing. "He's growing seven of my tails." she said. "I sealed away all of my tails except two into him. One, I sacrificed to that sealing thing of yours, and one I kept to be almost immortal. The buy shall now grow the other seven tails, and his offspring shall be a new breed of bijuu." she said. Kisame grinned with the prospect of capturing more demons, Zetsu looked at her like he was considering eating her, Konan looked extremely pissed, Pain was silent, and Tobi looked at her oddly. Then, Kisame cleared his throat.

"So...why are you human, and not some weird fox? And why are you female?" he said. Kyubi smiled.

"Do I really have a choice about my gender? Besides, the kit's influence rubbed off on me, so I became partly human. Say, would you happen to have any ramen?" she said, sniffing the air. "I do smell a light salad." she said thoughtfully.

Zetsu sneezed, then scowled. Tobi shook his head.

"Well, since we won't be getting any power from you soon, how about you stay with us? After all, you do still have one tail..." he said, slipping off his mask. "...Kyubi-chan..." Kyubi stared at him in horror, then nodded in fright. Pain watched as the others, apart from Konan, left. He then turned to her, lightly kissing her, but without any real feeling behind it.

"Well, on the bright side, you have a new female friend." he said. "But now, our plans are ruined." he growled. Konan held his hands, smiling.

"But now, we have more time together!" she said happily. Pain shrugged her hands off then walked off, using Shinra Tensei to destroy a rock wall.

All of a sudden, Naruto stood up, eyes glazed, and ran out of the cavern. Pain and Konan watched him, an odd look stuck on their faces. Kyubi ran into the room.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I left an impulse for Naruto to leave and not remember this...oh." she said, slowly backing away. Pain looked off into the distance, then hit another wall, shattering it. He then walked off. Konan stared at his retreating back.

'This is going to be just...wonderful." she thought. She turned into a group of paper airplanes and slipped out of the room.

--------------------------------------

Yay! 1st chapter complete! Ok, should this mainly be Pain/FemKyubi, or Pain/Konan?