Fan Fiction:

By: HipstaPhish

Chapter 1:

It wasn't normal for Jeff to cry like this I guess it was just because it hit him so hard. "Jeff! What's the matter?" I heard. He didn't answer.

"Jeffery! You answer me right now!"

"Ya know what!? I will tell you what the matter is! It's you! Okay? You have practically KILLED me! And that's saying something coming from me!"

It all fell silent. I expected a big crash, like Jeff throwing a chair or something but all he did was walk out of the kitchen and straight out the door.

I followed him outside. "Jeff! Hey! Come here!" He turned around with his face red with anger. I hadn't seen him this mad since…well ever. "What happened in there? All I heard was yelling." I tried to tell him.

"It's nothing you need to worry about. Just…don't worry about it."

"But Jeff you're like my best friend! And as your best friend I am obligated to do whatever it takes to make you happy." That must have really touched him because he turned towards me and said "let's go."

"Where?" I asked

"Do you want to know or did you say all that for show?"

"Of course I want to know!"

"Then come on!"

We ended up at the park. "What are we doing here?" I asked. "well I needed to tell you somewhere and this is the closest place where I can tell you."

"Ok? So? Are you gunna tell me?"

"The reason me and Mia were fighting is because….because…she's pregnant-"

"What's wrong with that? Didn't you want kids?" I heard myself say.

"You didn't let me finish…she's pregnant…with another guy's baby…"

"How?!" I was practically screaming.

"Remember when I went out of town a few months ago?"

"Yeah..?"

"Well she told me that's when she cheated on me with some 'Clark' guy...I don't know. A real D-bag I heard."

"He's nothing like you then Jeff."

Jeff looked at me...in a certain kind of 'I'm-sorry-I-just-dumped-my-problems-on-you' kind of look'.

"Jeff? You know you can tell me anything right?"

"Yeah I know."

"Is there anything you're not telling me?"

He paused. "Um...No?"

"That's more of a question than an answer."

Jeff just sat there.

"Jeff what did you do to Clark?"

"Nothing!" Then he said under his breath: "Not yet at least."

"Jeff?" I said insistently.

"I don't even know where to find the D-bag, so how am I supposed to find out what happened with that nasty Mia then go find where 'Clark' lives then go and kill him? Hm? I don't think the yellow pages are going to help me on this one."

We both laughed a little at that one. Jeff's the type of person to laugh at his own comebacks.

"So what are you going to do about it?" I said

"I'm not sure yet… Something… Something good enough to show her that I don't need her and her elastic-legs"

"Ha!"