Summary: it is again the summer school festival and yet again Daisuke is forced to be a princess in a gender-swapped version of 'Snow White'! And to make things worse Riku is going to play the role as the prince! And with the disturbing spirit of yet another Artifact Dark stole, can he survive and live to tell the tale? And can he keep the secret for himself, by not transforming in the middle of the drama?
Yup, this is a humor/angst fic full of tortures based on my everyday school life. No OCs and I'm focusing in the drama Snow White just because I like it.
Irving: my god, Jayce! Dark is a duck? Wahahahaha!
Just ignore him, he's my 'partner in crime' you could say, and what I mean crime is stealing time for writing drafts for this fic. He helped me in one way too.
Notes to be noted:
"What?" – talking.
'What?' – thinking.
/what? / - heart to heart chat, like Daisuke with Dark.
something - some other words.
Daisuke (Dark) – the bracket means who is in control, in this example, the body is Daisuke but the mind is Dark.
-whack- - sound effects.
Okay, then, let's go to the Story, nya!
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"Yo! Thanks, minna-san for getting here in this time of school break! I've set up the class so that we can borrow the time until the school festival!" announced Saehara Takeshi as he stood in front if the class.
"For the coming festival we are going to have the drama 'Snow White' but with a twist in the plot and… we are going to have gender-swap!"
'What? Gender swap? You're got to be kidding me, really!' Daisuke thought. He could tell that something really bad was going to happen… since he had it before on the drama of 'Ice and the Snow'
"And now, we are going to vote on the main characters!" Saehara announced out loud.
And the results were…
Niwa Daisuke as: Snow White (25 of 33 votes)
Harada Riku as: The Prince (20 of 33 votes)
Harada Risa as: The Queen's Knight (19 of 33 votes)
Hiwatari Satoshi as: The Queen (27 of 33 votes)
Saehara Takeshi as: The Ugly Witch (18 of 33 votes)
"You are all meanies! Why do I have to be the ugly witch?" cried Takeshi. "Of all persons, WHY ME?" Takeshi moaned.
"Do you know the reason? It's because it really fits you to be the ugly witch," Riku mocked in satisfaction of the fact. Though, she was very nervous of her own role. 'Being the prince… does it means that I'll kiss Niwa-kun?' she thought, and blushed a little. She rubbed he lips and remembered her first kiss with that pervert
"Hey Riku, what are you daydreaming about?" Risa asked, "and why are you blushing?" she put her face in front of the tomboy teenager.
"No-nothing, never mind" Riku slipped.
Another announcement was again made by Takeshi. "And minna-san, this will be the staffs working for the drama!"
- Hio Mio as the make-up staff
- Eiji Miura as the setting staff
- Anna Keira as the Lighting staff
- Maka Minamura as the Narrator
"Kyaa! I'll be with Daisuke! Happy, happy yes I am!" Hio Mio exclaimed as she hugged Daisuke Really, really tightly it almost made Daisuke suffocate to death.
"Mio- chan…" Saehara Sighed. "Why it is always Daisuke and not me?"
-ding, dong! The class is over! All students get back to their houses, including Daisuke-
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--Niwa's Place--
/Snow White, uh? Sucks to be you/ Dark giggled.
/Got it, got it, Duck the phantom thief, humph/ Daisuke responded, sighing afterwards.
/Hey! I'm Dark not Duck! / yielded the phantom thief, grumbling.
/It does sound the same, Duck-san/ repeated Daisuke
/You don't give me any mercy, don't you? / Dark sighed, /maybe I'm lucky or something, when Riku is the prince, you'll have so much time to turn into me! Go for it, Dai-chan! /
/No, I won't! You'll make the whole stage panicked! /
/Sheesh, you're no fun! By the way, remember your drama last time? Beware of your sweat pants. You won't like anyone seeing it again like back then/ warned Dark.
/yeah, I know. And that was an embarrassing situation, Hiwatari-kun hugging me up tight like that…/
/and it'll be Riku who holds you up tight if you repeat that act in this drama… how romantic! And that's the right time to transform into me! / Dark exclaimed.
/No, I won't let it! Dork…/
/Hey! I'm Dark not Dork! /
"Dai-chan! Come here already and eat your dinner!" Emiko called.
"Okay, Mom! I'll be right there in a minute!" Daisuke answered as he got downstairs.
--000--Hiwatari's Apartment--000--
/Hey, Krad/ Satoshi called.
/what's up, Satoshi-sama? / Krad asked /It's not like usual that you called me, what's wrong with you? /
/Hey, it's my mind, so I'm free to do whatever I like/ Satoshi retorted /and I was going to ask you about making a deal, but I think you won't need it then/
/wait, what kind of deal is that? / Krad asked in curiosity.
/got ya/ Satoshi shot.
/alright, alright, you got me. Jeez, you've been acting childishly lately, Satoshi-sama/ Krad retorted /now tell me that deal/
/okay, okay, how about we exchange time? You don't disturb me and I won't disturb you in your actions/
/and how that deal will benefit me? / Krad inquired.
/Look, if you keep this situation up I'll die, and you'll die too/
/I won't die; I'm not even a human. How can I die? / Krad asked. He's got a point there.
/that means you're back to the black wing's dimension? I'd better die rather than being in that world full of blankness/ Satoshi retorted.
/you mean? /
/What I meant is, I am the last of the Hikari family, and do you think you can just transfer yourself that easily? /
/I think no/
/well then, you can transfer yourself but it will be, like, ages. /
/and why is it? /
/BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I HAD AT LEAST A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD BOY YOU BRAINLESS CHUNK OF A HUNTER!!/
/Walah, Calm down, Satoshi-sama! /
/and it's up to you to agree to it or not/
/I guess I can't quite escape this, eh? It's a deal then, Satoshi-sama/
--Next Day, Azumano High School, Grade 2-2--
"Hi, minna-san, I'm finished with the script!" Takeshi exclaimed as he slammed the script paper on the table. "Now for Session 1, get here, Hiwatari! And you too, Hideyoshi! You'll fill the magic mirror part!"
Satoshi stepped forward and was given a copy of the script. He read it carefully as he always did, and was rather shocked knowing the fact that he had to do SADISTIC, SARCASTIC acts. When he can act cool he just can't do otherwise. And more to the fact he also can't do NARCISSM.
/Satoshi-sama, need a helping hand? I think I can do this… drama thing/ Krad pleaded. And for you to know, he has been a drama queen in the dimension of Hikari's Artworks (those who read the manga should've understand about those dimensions)
/Alright, just don't do anything to my body, OK? / Satoshi was worried about what his alter-ego will be doing in front of his friends.
/OK then, Satoshi-sama/ Krad gave Satoshi a thumb up, as he took over.
"Are you ready, everyone? Okay, then… session 1, begins!" Saehara exclaimed with excitement.
--the drama session, begin!!--
Once upon a time, in a beautiful valley surrounded by forests, there was a castle, which inside resides a beautiful queen. The queen was very beautiful, yet she has an ugly heart.
Satoshi (Krad): waving his hands gracefully mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me who is the prettiest woman in the world!
This graceful play of Satoshi freaked Daisuke out. He asked his alter ego /hey, Dark…/ he called.
/zzz… uh, what? / Dark asked back. Such a sleeping beauty, he is.
/Do you know…? I feel something wrong from Hiwatari-kun. That voice and attitude, it's not like him/
/ARE YOU BRAINLESS OR ELSE? That guy obviously isn't the chief commander! That's Krad! /
/yeah… it's more like Krad to do that kind of thing… wait, how did you know about that? /
/I'm his counterpart; I know almost everything about him! And what's more, he's the drama queen in my world! How can't I understand his drama play? /
/maybe you're right Dark/
Hideyoshi: you, oh thou master, is as pretty as the scarlet roses, but yet the prettiest woman is not thy, there is one woman, prettier than thee. Her skin is as white as snow, lips as red as red rose, ruby sparkling eyes, and hair as black as ebony wood. Her name is Snow White, prettiest woman indeed.
Satoshi (Krad): No, that can't possibly be! I'm the prettiest woman to live! That Snow White… daughter of a bitch…
Saehara: cut! CUT! Satoshi! You're playing WAY too bashful! The Queen doesn't swear! Are you alright? You've been calmer than this…
Satoshi (Krad) seemed to be angry with this thing of cutting his grand act, so he grabbed his shirt collar and lifted him into the air. "Do you have any problems? I've been playing the way you ordered!" he growled fiercely.
/Dark, what are we going to do? This is so un-Hiwatari-kun like! / Daisuke asked his alter ego.
/Just stay calm and watch/ Dark answered firmly, /the chief commander should be able to handle this/
But what Dark said to calm Daisuke down proved to be wrong. Satoshi's eyes was starting to turn yellow, marking the start of the transformation.
/this IS bad/ Dark said /Daisuke, Let me take over! I'll end this mess, but this will be painful; so hold on! /
/you bet! / (Dark took over)
"Satoshi-kun… stop it, it's painful…" Saehara grasped for air as Satoshi (Krad) strangled him harder.
/Krad! Stop it! Krad! / Satoshi shouted as he tried to calm his alter ego down.
/Well, Satoshi-sama, let me punish this little brat first/
/well, what can I say? /
"Hiwatari-kun, Snap out of it!" Daisuke (Dark) cried as he put repetitive slaps on Satoshi (Krad)'s cheeks. Riku, seeing this, is up to the rescue.
"Ni-Niwa-kun… I'll help too!" Riku took a metal baseball bat and hit it hard on his head. It was sure to be painful, because Satoshi began to bleed massive amount of blood it was enough to make him dead but goodness knows why, he didn't. It just made the two spirits in Sato's body fainted out. So it's a gamble which one wakes up first will take over the body. And if Krad does, that will be a disaster. Dark, knowing the situation, withdrew and again the innocent Niwa Daisuke regained full control of his body. The next thing Daisuke saw was a pool of red liquid leading to the body of his best friend Hiwatari Satoshi. Daisuke was really shocked to see the bleeding brunette below him.
"W-what have I done?" he asked nervously.
"You've… been possessed for a moment? Harada-san here smacked that brunette's head for you, you should be thankful." Takeshi explained, "O yea and you two did save me. Thanks, Daisuke, Riku"
"your welcome, well, first things first. We gotta bring this bleeding brunette to the medical room if we don't want him to die right here and now" Riku said as she lifted Satoshi on the hand and headed to the medical room.
/I rather had him die here right now, though./ retorted the phantom thief in Daisuke's mind. /with that creepy boy and Bloody hunter disappearing that will be much easier for me/
/oh, come on…/
And the two of them arrived in the Medical room (should I say it the three of them?)
--end of chapter 1--
Whee, first chapter finally done! (but the real thing it is only 3/5 of it) hope you like it! And if you don't review in two weeks I'm gonna make this a one-shot. For those I already reviewed… oh please review! I beg you with puppy eyes and so on? And I also receive flames, but it'll be used to burn my friends' sharp mouths.