Hello there people. Okay, this was a book project for school. I'm sorry if my English is not good enough, but I'm an exchange student (I'm a senior). So yeah, I do this stuff to get better with my English (I like English way too much, though there are some things in Spanish that I would love to translate sometimes, but there is no translation at all). If you see any mistake please tell me. I actually got an A haha.

Enjoy!

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Original story by C. S. Lewis.

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe ENDING REWRITEN… by the Wardrobe

Hello there! I'm the Wardrobe! You know, the furniture with the coat that transports people to other worlds? Yes, that would be me. You are surprised, don't you? Well, of course you are! Have you ever seen me talking in this entire story? NO! I know, right? This is totally not fair. So yeah, I'm about to change this book! Here we go!

First, yes, I can actually talk and move, but the stupid kid Digory made me stay in that solitary place forever! He is so mean. And actually is his fault that that bitchy Queen (yes, Queen of "I'm-So-Tall-And-White-And I-Look-Like-A-Human-But-No-One-Likes-Me") made this place winter forever. Doesn't people know that humidity is bad for Wardrobes? Why don't they think about us too? Life is so unfair.

Anyways, I decided to follow those kids around since I got tired of watching the little one going to Narnia and looking so happy, and then the other boy too… I don't know why they look so surprised every time; it's only another world, nothing new about that, right? Plus they stole four of my coats! They are so rude! When I was still a tree kids were more respectful of other people's things. Even though technically they are still inside me… Whatever, is their fault. Do never argue with adults. And I'm too old for this. Sorry, I tend to not keep the thread. Well, how I was saying, I followed them and now here I am, in the middle of a battle.

I have actually been in the most important parts of this story (apart from the beginning and the very ending) and no one has noticed me. I should be a ninja. Or probably I was in another life. That surely is a much better profession than keeping old coats full of moth. I apologize again. I have to stop doing that. I'm sure you are already tired of me. Well, let's continue.

When Aslan killed the bitch- I mean Witch, I was there! I should have taken a picture… Yes, I love gore. Long life to S types! Where was I? Oh, yes… and then in the coronation, I was also there. Then I stayed in Susan's room for some years and she surely is a very pretty young girl. I am glad she never got married; I'm the only one with the privileges of… I better not go there; some little kids might be reading this later. But that brat! She never even used me… Queens surely have a lot of luxury in their life; of course they wouldn't use an old gloomy and simple wardrobe like me.

That was the reason I left and went back to my old job. I certainly took the four coats that those brats stole from me. I had to pick them up by myself. Don't they know that old people have backaches often? Anyways, not so many years after I came back to my position they returned! They are weird kids… I would rather be a king than a kid in the middle of a War. Great for them… but I will never ever again open this door to Narnia. Thieves don't deserve it. And that is my story.

And everyone lived happily ever after. Just kidding, they still have a long way to go. The End.