Disclaimor: I do not own Shaman King or any of the wonderous characters.

Summary: What happens when Chocolove accidentally bumps into a rather...Intense situation? It may not be too much of a problem, but can he keep it a secret?

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Chocolove outstretched his arms, why was he always the first to fall? Horohoro and Ren would be at it for hours, while he would always be knocked out by the other two. Choco scratched his head turning to face Mic who only gave him one of the many smiles only the leopard spirit could come up with. Perhaps he should head in and let the other two continue their battle.

That was just what he did, he picked himself off the ground and headed in for a good meal.

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Choco placed a hand among his stomach, feeling overly stuffed. Of course he had-had a sufficient meal, infact he felt sick now. The boy covered his mouth, quickly dashing towards the bathroom.

'Blah'

He had definatly overdid it this time. Washing his face he took some mouthwash and gargled it up, upon spitting it out he headed for the door.

'I wonder if Horo and Ren are done training'

As curious as Choco was he wasn't about to go back to the training grounds and check, he was exhausted and not to mention he didn't feel so well; so sleeping would suffice for the time being...or maybe for the rest of the day.

Passing a couple of doors he began to hear noises of what seemed to sound like muffled cries. Of course, this only sparked his curiousity. Choco looked around pressing his ear against every door until he decided he had found the correct one. 'It could be Ren or Horo in trouble'

He quietly twisted the knob, luckily the door wasn't locked; what a relief. 'Stealth would give me the upper hand, as Ryu always said, so I must act cautiously'

The boy quietly opened the door, poking his head in to catch a glimpse of what going on. Suddenly he wished he hadn't. The scene was incredibly disturbing, not to mention the fact that Choco had no idea the two boys felt this way about eachother and if he hadn't known, then it was meant to be kept a secret.

'Intercourse?'

Yes, the two boys were at it. So their relationship had gone far enough for them to already be having sex? Choco shivered, almost letting out a yell when he noticed Ren wasn't the one dominating anything, but rather it was Horohoro.

Wait..what was he saying! He was spying on them like some type of pervert, not just that but now he was observing the scene carefully?

The boy backed away from the door, shutting it slowly and making a run for it. 'How am I supposed to fall asleep now after observing that!'

"A preserving cat!"

Choco slapped a hand to his mouth, he obviously wasn't getting enough attention now that he was creating jokes out of his own words!

Slipping into his own room, he shut the door, locking it behind him. He shut his eyes as he slid down the door, 'Why did I have to bump into that?'

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It was morning, and a fine morning it was. The birds chirping, the leaves swirling, the light shining right through the window, the Horohoro and Ren ha--

Choco sat up quickly, snapping his head in all directions. 'Maybe it was just a dream'

There was nothing odd, but the boy did notice something, he was still proped up against the door; meaning...

"Chocolove! Get up already! What's taking you so long today?! We need to get training!"

"Uh..c-coming" Chocolove twitched, how was he supposed to act around his friends after last night?

He shook his head, 'I have to act like I always act, happy and funny, or else they'll think something's up'

Standing up, he headed down the hall more confident than ever. What he didn't know was that acting like his normal self, would be a lot harder than it sounded now...

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"Rapid tempo assult!"

Once again, he had been the first to fall. He had been watching Ren and Horo spar, but it was quite obvious Ren always had the upper hand. 'Well, not always seeing as how he was the uk--" Choco's eyes went wide. He wasn't supposed to be thinking of that! Forget it! Forget it! Get on with your life!

After smashing his head against the ground for a while, he head a loud Ahh!

Ren had won. It wasn't too surprising.

"See, this is what happens when you think you have a chance against me you icicle-brained snow bunny" Ren lectured Horo, pointing his nose up in the air in a rather snobbish manner.

"You...you..." Horo managed to say, but nothing else came out.

"This only proves how you never have a chance against me" Horo stood up, looking down at the younger boy.

"What was that, dwarf?" Ren gritted his teeth, suddenly rising his kwan dao up in a more offensive pose.

"Why you.."

Chocolove watched as the other two continued to argue, apparently they were at it again, slashing and punching, jabbing and slamming. Choco shook his head, this was the perfect time to come up with a joke! Standing up, he waited patiently for the other two to begin a conversation.

"There! How do you like that you bastard!"

Horo yelled, rolling on the floor in agony. "You..you stupid..."

"What's that? Stop muffling your words" Ren crossed his arms, watching the ice shaman roll about holding his arm.

"You...gave me a cut! On my good arm! A LARGE cut! H--"

"What's that? Ren's a slut!"

Choco smiled before noticing what he had just said, slapping a hand over his mouth he stared over at Horo in fear that if he took a glimpse at Ren he would die.

"W-what?! Did..did you just call me a slut!?" Choco began crawling away, sensing an enraged aura consuming the younger boy.

"You..you..BASTARD!"

And so, nearly two hours had passed by of Ren chasing Choco all over the training grounds; and even inside the house!

Choco had been beat, and beat badly. But at least the Chinese shaman had calmed down by now, and they were all having a nice dinner together.

"Ren, pass me the salt"

"No"

Horo made a face, and for the second time in the day, starting war with the Chinese shaman.

"Oh, and why not?"

Ren glanced at the other out of the corner of his eyes. "Isn't it obvious? I took the liberty of getting rid of all the salt. Food has enough sodium as it is, it doesn't need salt"

Horohoro glared the younger boy, slamming his hand on the table "Well you're not my mother!"

Ren took another sip of his milk before responding to the ice shaman "But I do lead the group"

Horo balled his fist "Who died and made you leader!"

"Who needs a book! I'm not much of a reader!"

Obviously Choco had gotten no attention, the other two seemed to be into this little arguement they were having.

"I was born a leader, why would I need someone to die to pass on the title?"

Ren grinned, causing Horo to yell out in defeat and sit down with a huff. Horo didn't even glance at Ren now, taking some random berries that were meant to be placed at the table as a decoration.

"Horo, what are you doing?" Ren questioned the older boy, holding his milk bottle to his parted lips.

"Eating berries. Or am I not supposed to eat now?" Horo crossed his arms, taking a rather childish pose.

"No, I'm just saying. That's not even edible fruit" Ren took a sip from his milk, closing his eyes in order to savour the delicious flavor.

"I heard Ren was a prostitute!"

Ren immedeatly spit out his milk, snapping his head in Chocolove's direction.

"Hehe.." Chocolove twitched, backing away from the angry Tao. "Um..it was from an unreliable source?"

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Well, there's chapter one. Not sure if I should continue but let me know what you think!