1My Computer Ate My Friends

Hello! It's me sora-is-a-hottie! I'm a first time writer so bear with me please. But, if the story stinks tell me in a calm polite way, so I'll improve, not just stop the story.

ahemDisclaimer: I do not...I repeat and put emphasis on the words "I do not", I do not own Kingdom Hearts, The Sims, OR the internet(Heck, I don't even own this computer!)

One day, Sora, Riku, Kairi,(a/n: It's really rather wrong not having them in a group) Cloud(a/n: I like his hair!), Yuffie, and Aeris were sitting in front of Sora's computer(a/n : actually it was his mom's...)playing The Sims. In this version of the game you could take people on dates downtown, go on vacation, own pet's, or have a wild party.(a/n: It's just all the games piled into one)

Sora had downloaded all these weird items onto the game from the internet. Including the game! So you'd think the computer would get fed up with this right? Maybe. Let's see what's going to happen in this epic adventure shall we?

"Is the computer done loading the game yet?" Yuffie asked for the millionth time. "NO!" Everyone shouted . "Exactly how may things did you download from that site" Riku asked, he was beginning to feel very annoyed. "Over fifty" Sora replied in a in a small voice. "WHAT!" Kairi replied angrily. "Idiot" Cloud siad in a dull tone. "EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT!"Kairi yelled(a/n:I once downloaded too many Sim things and...and...find a happy place ...find a happy place...) "NEVER FEAR EVERYONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS COMPUTER !"Yuffie yelled.

"NOOOOOOO!Don't do it Yuffie!" they all screamed, as they all feared what would happen this time. The last time she tried to fix the T.V., she ended up blowing the T.V., the living room, the bathroom, and half the kitchen to smithereens! Also blew up part of Sora's room, his mom's room and the upstairs bathroom, leaving only the toilet hanging on a couple of pipes. ( a/n: "toilet" is not vulgar)

What happened next to Sora's computer was utterly horrifying! Yuffie went under his desk before anyone could stop her, then started to rewire the computer. Now, if you were a computer whose owner(s) took very bad care of you and their maniacal friend just decided to rearrange your insides, what would you do? (a/n: really, what would you do?)

Well the computer had been plotting his...her...ummmmmmm...it's(?) revenge and saving it in the word files. Sora took that as a mere coincidence and kept them on the computer. He decided he would later send it to all the fan girls who wouldn't stop stalking him and Riku, asking for an autograph, a photo, a shirt, his underwear, a snip of their hair...and the list goes on and on. All of the sudden the computer started spurting out babble like, "This does not compute mammals ju lalalallurgggggghhhhhh plop jump higher" and "Re computing mammal matrix FIREFIREFREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEP!" and something incoherent that sounded a lot like his science teacher...( a/n: Spell check didn't register these words at all! I wonder why...)

Then the computer screen just went black. "What the..." Aeris tried to make out but as soon as she opened her mouth, a small white dot appeared on the screen. Then it suddenly started to get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and...( a/n: you get the point)then a white light suddenly shone only in front the computer creating a portal that sucked everyone in. Almost everyone..."Hey! You guys! I fixed it where did you all go?" Maybe they went to get some pizza... Yuffie wondered"Hey the game has loaded! They won't mind if I play while they're gone...

MEANWHILE

"Where the heck are we?" Exclaimed Cloud, in a rather loud tone. "You know what...I really don't know." said a quiet voice.

That would be an evil place to stop right? Well, I'm stopping because I'm running out of time. My cousin, I heart Riku, my friend Digiko, and about 2 other people are helping me on this as well. TTFN!(ta ta 4 now)-REVIEW PLEEEEEEESE