Digi Garden's Sonic fan fiction "Twisted SA2:Battle" Chp.1 Sonic, a CRIMINAL?! Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic Adventure 2: Battle!.. I wish I could though.. Author's Note: Sorry if any of the chappies are short! -_-;; I can't help it! Oh, and the warning. No, this story's not yaoi, because I can't write yaoi stories all that well.. The warning is that (besides the really short chapters and, maybe, some OOCness, because I am not good at keeping the personality in check) this is an Alternative Universe (AU) fan fic, with a twist: Tails is a GIRL! If you don't like that idea, don't read it! For others who don't mind, please R+R!

A military helicopter flew over the capital city, leisurely flying towards its destination (wherever it is). Inside, a blue hedgehog was knocked out, accused for a crime he did not commit. The blue hedgehog's name was Sonic, the fastest hedgehog in the world. He was greatly admired by many people; so it horrified that their favorite cool blue hedgehog would commit such a crime. / / = thought

The captive groaned as he raised his head, and wearily took in his surroundings. All he could see was metal, seats, some military men (military men? Sonic thought.), and a few windows over looking a city-

/Over looking the city?! Where am I?!/ Sonic looked down and saw that he was handcuffed. /Handcuffed? Wait a minute..// He heard mechanical voices "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" Suddenly, he felt a whack against his head, and he was on his knees, bewildered and annoyed. He rubbed the sore spot where one of the military men struck against, as the man said into his walkie-talkie (I totally forgot what they call those things; my mind's a blank! OH, NO! What's the world coming to!), "10-4, the hedgehog criminal is under control."

"Criminal!" Sonic stood up. **************************** Meanwhile, the pilot just confirmed to control tower that the 'cargo' was secure, and all is well. Then, in the background, you could hear bumps, crashes, and shouts. "What?"

"Sorry, I didn't copy that?" the guy in charge, asked the pilot.

"Repeat, the hedgehog is GONE! He's taking everyone out, over!"

Amidst the confusion, the blue hedgehog broke down the helicopter door, and jumped out, only to be swept by the wind, and grabbed hold of a part of the helicopter, his body and spikes swaying wildly against the wind. A man shouted, "FREEZE! Where do you think you're going, hedgehog?" /Where does it look I'm going? I'm NOT going back in there!/ He climbed upon the top of the helicopter, and tore off a metal panel from the helicopter. "What a low budget flight!" He hung onto the wing. "No movies, no food! I'm outta here!..I like running better!" The speedy hedgehog let go of the wing, and used the metal panel as a sky diving board, and spun rapidly downward to the capital city below. **************************************

"OOF!" He bent his knees to absorb the fall. "All right! Gotta move!" He steered the metal panel down the busy hilly streets of the "capital city" (the city really didn't have a name, did it?), and used the metal panel as a snowboard. "Awesome!" He heard a female mechanical voice announcing, "Attention, all units! Suspect's seen heading south. Block all neutral roads, and capture the suspect."

"Ha! Yeah, RIGHT!" He navigated down the streets, launching from every ramp that crosses his path. Soon, he could no longer use the metal panel, ("DARN!" says Sonic) and ran up some stairs. A small light blue metal, flying, um, annoying robotic Chao, named Omochao, gave some advice on how to attack the enemies along the way. /As if I NEED advice on how to destroy some oversized robots/ growled Sonic. /Can't stop for his advice; Gotta keep moving ahead; gotta rocket ahead!/ (I'm sorry, I can't get that "Rolling around at the speed of sound..Got places to go..Gotta follow my rainbow!.." song out of my head!) "See ya!" The Omochao seemed insulted. "Fine! Don't take my advice," he whined, but the speed devil was already gone before he(?) finished talking. Sonic used Homer Attack or Somersaulted to destroy the gun/laser handling robots (Gun Hunters and Laser Hunter, and an annoying one that uses a shield, Shield Hunter, and hovering robots: /variety of names/ Beetles), and sped along the loops, and swung on bars to get up to hard-to-reach places. He glanced at a LONG, curving rail. Without thinking, jumped and landed onto the ramp, grinding along the rail, leaning left or right, to keep his balance as the rail curve with the stairs.

When he got to another street, he sped up faster, for an abnormal sized truck was gaining on him. He took sharp turns, and kept on going straight. The truck was so large, that cars on BOTH sides of the streets were slammed into the air, and the truck occasionally drove extremely close to Sonic, and NEARLY touched him. When a low bridge (whoa! That was unexpected!) came into view, Sonic sped up faster and passed beneath the bridge. The truck was too big to fit, and it crashed as it swerved to the right, to avoid hitting the bridge (no luck).

Sonic stopped and gasped for breath, but relieved all the same. "Whew! That truck won't be chasing me for a while!" The hedgehog spoke too soon, for a robotic walking machine (F-6T Bigfoot) containing a military soldier, shot missiles at Sonic.

Sonic dodged the missiles, barely escaping the explosion. "That was way too close!" He turned to the Boss. The Boss started to hover. "Dang! It can hover!"

While the Boss took flight, Sonic moved around on the ground to avoid getting hit. When it landed, Sonic jumped and attacked the cockpit, before the Boss fired the missiles. He repeated this pattern four times and the Boss was down.

Sonic's green gaze focused over the destruction of the F-6T Bigfoot, and saw a black hedgehog with red streaked spikes and red eyes, holding up a..Chaos Emerald!

"It all begins with this." the black hedgehog held up the yellow Chaos Emerald, admiring its beauty.. And its power. (He says something about the Emerald, but it's not important, I think.)

"T-that's the Chaos Emerald!" The black hedgehog snapped his head to stare at the blue, green-eyed look-alike beneath him. Sonic stalked over to him. "Now I know what's going on! YOU'RE the reason the military were after me. They thought I was YOU! Where do you think you're going with that Chaos Emerald?!" The black hedgehog did not respond.

"Say something! You fake hedgehog!" Sonic moved to run, but the black hedgehog said a few words, "Chaos Control!", and was a blur, as Sonic was in the process of taking about two steps, and as soon as Sonic placed his foot down, Shadow was already on the other side of the street on top of a platform (or was it the top of the building? *shrugs* whatever, doesn't matter).

Sonic was astonished. "WOW! He's FAST!" He pauses. "Hey, that's not his speed! He's using the power of that Emerald to warp!"

The black hedgehog spoke. "My name is Shadow. I am the world's ultimate life form." He tosses the Emerald as he speaks. "There's no time for games-farewell." He held out the Chaos Emerald and disappeared in a blaze of light that blinded Sonic for a few seconds.

When he did open his eyes, he was surrounded by many police units, and hovering Beetles. "Not AGAIN!"

AN: So, how was it? I plan to make this a Tails/Sonic fic. If you don't like that idea, then don't read. Next up, Knuckles and Rouge!