A/N: so I've decided I'm gonna be writing random scarlet vision one shots here. All my actual stories? Wattpad of course. I hate writing on the Internet with my phone. Tiny little 4s screen. Anyway, here it is! I randomly came up with it so hope you enjoy.
"Do you wanna do something fun?" Wanda asked Vision randomly one day. Steve had been sick, Natasha was on a mission, Sam was visiting family, and Rhodey had a mess of Tony's to clean up so Wanda and Vision had the whole place to themselves. So far they hadn't taken advantage of it.
He momentarily looked up from the book he was reading then shrugged and put it on the table in front of him. "Ok." She smirked and jumped from the arm chair that was across from his. "Then come on!" She shouted as she dashed out of the room and into Steve's office.
"What are we doing in Captain Rodgers office?" He asked, watching her slide into the desk chair and get onto the computer. "Looking...at...his internet history." She said, "Come look at this." Vision didn't have a good feeling about it but regardless he walked around the desk to look at the monitor.
On the 'recent history' list were things like:
What happens when you whistle to cats
what do I do if I lock myself out of my phone
penguin meme
pete's dragon DVD amozon
And crazy things like that. Wanda was laughing hysterically. And even though it wasn't quite right Vision had to admit, it was pretty funny.
Next they checked Rhodey's. His wasn't that great. It mostly contained things like directions to places and estimated miles. But Sam's? His was full of cat things. Cat videos, cat pictures, cat gifs, you name it. If it had something to do with cats it was a search. Natasha's was just as good. Hunger games memes, pictures of Paul Walker, and song parodies.
By the time they were done looking at the search history their sides hurt they had laughed so much.
"Ready for step 2?" Wanda said, the smile on her face said it was something so perfectly evil he didn't quite want to ask. She quickly went to google images and typed in 'sunflower with sunglasses'. Once she found one she liked she set it as the background. She did the same with the others as well. For Rhodey she put a rainbow cow in space over the earth. For Natasha she put a baby lion biting an adult one, the adult looking like it was in pain. And for Steve she put a red, white, and blue chicken. Vision's idea.
"The best part is," she told Vision as they walked down to the lounge, "is when they get back and see it." He laughed a little at her statement. "Yes. I can't wait to hear and see their reactions."
[fast forward to when they all get back coincidentally at the same time]
The first thing everyone did when they got back was get on their computers. Meanwhile Wanda and Vision both had their face buried in books, the same they had been reading before they had started the mischief the others were about to fall victim to, to hide their laughter.
"Haha very funny you guys." Came the voice of Sam from the kitchen, he had left his laptop behind so that's the one they changed. "What in the world?" Came Steve's puzzled voice from his office just loud enough to hear from the lounge. By now Wanda and Vision's laughter was no longer quite. "Seriously? Ok who did this?" Rhodey shouted from two rooms away. "Like you need to ask." Said an angry Natasha glaring at the only two in the whole place who were laughing extremely hard at this. "I'm giving you two seconds to get out of here before I loose it." She said pointing at them. They both got up and went to Wanda's room, it was the closest.
"That was amazingly hilarious!" She said between pants from both running into the room and laughing so hard. "Maybe next time we're at the tower we should do it to everyone's." Vision added. "Exept Ms. Romanoff's."
THE END!