The Accidental Family Reunion
Back on Midgard, Loki and I were going through the supermarket, to not attract attention so we went in Midgardian clothes. We got to the energy drink and wine/beer aisle. Loki asked me as I picked up a Venom energy drink and a beer, "Why do you Midgardians need this?" I spaced to think, "It keeps me energized!" Loki looked a little skeptical about this answer. Going to the check-out, rounding the corner I ran into a cart, I raised my voice, "Watch it bit-oh hey Thor…" Jill was pushing the cart. Loki just looked at Thor for a moment, which seemed to be hard, "So how are you?" Thor rubbed the back of his neck, "Fine I guess, what are you doing with beer?" Jill suppressed a laugh, Loki looked at me then at Thor, "What do you mean?"
Jill and Thor looked at each other, Thor said, "I thought Midgardians couldn't drink until twenty one?" Loki slapped me upside the head, I gave a chuckle. There was an awkward silence following this, Loki breaking the silence, "Are we good?" Thor stuttered, "Yes, agreed?" Loki gave a nod, "Agreed." I whispered, "That was awkward, wait, I have an idea!" I gave a devious smile, going back up to Thor, "Would you mind following me for a moment?" Thor was hesitant to go, but followed. I saw a bench nearby, I said, "Have a seat." As he went to go sit I conjured up a Whoopi Cushion, and you heard this low deep farting noise. Everyone around us stopped and looked at Thor, my eyes started to water and I could see Loki in the corner of my eye laughing. Then I waved my hand in front of my face, "Thor! I think excuse me is order?"
Thor got up, getting a lot of stares, glared at me and stormed away. I followed closely to him, with Loki close behind, they were down the pop aisle, Loki and I stood on separate ends of the aisle, then we slightly elevated our hands. You could instantly hear the pop starting to fizz; there was then a massive, POP! Pop sprayed everywhere, Jill slipped in some and Thor did a little dance in a puddle of pop. We then heard over the speaker, "Clean up in aisle twenty three!" as a man got there, both Thor and Jill were soaked in pop, the man's eyes widened saying, "Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave the store!" Thor looked at the man, "I do not see why, I did none of this." The man looked like he wasn't going to be persuaded, "I see no one else that could of, now please sir, leave before I call security."
Thor walked off with Jill, still soaking wet and sticky from the pop, Thor nearly slipping on the slick floor. Loki and I appeared and I just started to laugh and Loki smiled, "Okay, that's enough; let's go back to Asgard now." Just then, Jill looked back and I could see her laughing.
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