Say Huh? Karaoke II

Here We Go Again…

Disclaimer: The wrestlers used in this debauchery of MTV belong to WWE. Zim and Gir are the brainchildren of Jhonen Vasquez, but belong to Nickelodeon. Professor Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling, no matter how many women want him. Shelly, as always, owns herself.

Author's Note: What have I done?

--*

-JADYN enters onto a stage, which has magically appeared. Considering how shallow she is, and how much Versace she's wearing, she looks rather grumpy-

JADYN: Well, folks, somehow you managed it. You squeezed another horror out of us. And this time, it's a sequel to the well-received "Say Huh? Karaoke", which was just an MTV rip-off in the first place. And because we got more than five reviews, we got an expanded budget. You know what that means. SHOWGIRLS!

-There is a scream from the AUDIENCE, again being held against their wills. Twelve SHOWGIRLS parade out, wearing feathers. A lot of feathers -

JADYN: Ugh. Anyway, I suppose I should introduce you to the judges now. Judging lyrics, from Planet Earth, they are a perfectly normal human worm baby and dog creature. From "Invader Zim", Zim and Gir!

-Applause-

Zim: That's right, just a normal human. Not an alien, no. Where did you get that idea?!

GIR: Ooooooh, taquitos….

JADYN: No, Gir, there are no taquitos. Anyway, the next judge is style. He's a very dismal Potions Master from Hogwarts, and he hates Harry Potter. Welcome me in joining Professor Severus Snape!

-Less enthusiastic applause, probably because SNAPE is nowhere near as cute as GIR-

SNAPE: Thank you, Jadyn.

JADYN: You're welcome. And finally, judging on overall style, as always, Shelly.

-Crickets chirping-

SHELLY: Hey!

JADYN: Story of my life, babe. Anyway, the first contestant is a tiny little black woman. Welcome Jackie!

-Applause-

JACKIE: Hi!

JADYN: So, Jackie, what are going to sing?

JACKIE: "Waiting For Tonight", by Jennifer Lopez. Tee hee!

JADYN: Yeah, okay. Here she is, Jackie, singing "Waiting for Tonight".

JACKIE: Like a movie scene, from my sweetest dreams

I had pictured us together.

Then to feel your lips on my fingertips

I had to say, was even better

Than I ever thought it could possibly be,

It was perfect, and passion, and it set me free.

But you brought me back to the tears that I've cried.

Al Snow, please fear for your life…

Waiting for the night,

Oh oh oh.

When you would be easy to harm

Waiting for the night

Oh oh oh

I'd dreamed of that love for so long,

Waiting for the night

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Tender words you said,

But you ran back to Head.

Told me then you'd leave me never.

Lies defy your face,

Cold is your embrace.

I hope you lay in pain forever.

I think of the days when the sun used to set,

On both of us, entwined, curled up in my bed.

Never did say, but emotions were strong.

When you left, I had to hold on.

Waiting for the night,

Oh oh oh.

When you would be easy to harm

Waiting for the night

Oh oh oh

I'd dreamed of that love for so long,

Waiting for the night

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I think of the days when the sun used to set,

On both of us, entwined, curled up in my bed.

Never did say, but emotions were strong.

When you left, I had to hold on.

Waiting for the night,

Oh oh oh.

When you would be easy to harm

Waiting for the night

Oh oh oh

I'd dreamed of that love for so long,

Waiting for the night

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

-Silence. AL SNOW quietly sneaks out-

JADYN: Uh, judges?

ZIM: Ahahahaha! Destruction of humans -I mean, people. I love it! Ten!

GIR: Aw, why didn't she explode?

JADYN: Okay… Professor?

SNAPE: -tonelessly- Two.

JACKIE: Five! What the hell? You bastard, I'm gonna…

-JACKIE gets restrained-

JADYN: Get it over with, Shelly.

SHELLY: Hell, I'll give her a nine, just so she doesn't kick my ass!

JADYN: Okay, Jackie,. That makes your score twenty-one. You can go sit down now.

-JACKIE is still trying to get at SNAPE, who is glaring at her-

JADYN: -yelling in JACKIE'S ear- Go. Sit. Down. -to at-home-viewers- Turn it off. Now. Please. Come on! I beg of-

-Commercial break! Do you have what it takes to come back?-