AN: Yo doods so I need to gather sum inspirationalisms but I had this on as a side fic in the background when I kneaded a pause. THIS WILL MAKE MGS4 LOOK LIKE MGS1 OR 3 DEPENDING ON WHICH ONE'S YOR FAVE!

Solid Snake died after MGS4 and had a son which he never seed who was Jake Snake and 30 years later Jake Snake was 30 years old and the world had been in peace and Metal Gars were now in museum.

IN A PLACE

So Jake Snake was stealthing around Central Park when he SUDDENLY MET BAD ROBOT GUYS sneeking the park.

"They look like bad robot guys! I must sneak and take out bad guys and live up to my family name." sayed Jake Snake as he sneaked the guards until they were all in a row and shooted a nonlethal tranq through all their hearts and they went out asleep with ZZZZZ bubbles on their heads and he sneaked past BUT SAWED A LINE OF HUMAN CORPSE BODIES WITH TEARS SUGGESTING SOMETHING HAD LEAPED UP OUT OF THEIR BODIES SO HE FORT "How did big robot jump out of humen?" and then saw the roboty dudes break down into NANOMACHINES cos they were all nanomachines and made themselves into a giant nanomachine turret.

(SN: "Duel" MGS1) (AN: "SN" means suondtarck note for dose hoo have nor readed my otter fics so you play the music at this part)

The turret began firing rockets with machine fire so Jake Snake had to get behind cover and ran to Smithsonian Metal Gear Exhibit where they keeped Metal Gears in good condition in case peace were to be at sake. Jake Snake got out the Metal Gear keys.

FLASHBACK

"Snake these are special keys you must wield in the face of danger. When bad guys return as battle of good and evil you must be good and taek Metal Gears and KICK ASS!" Johnny Sasaki sayed and then went on skiing trip with Jake Snake but all the snow gathered up and clumped on him while riding the lift up so he had to roll down the hill like a snowball and hit a billboard for Skip Woods Must Die Hard which was the necks Die Hard film and had been called "the Rocky Balboa of its series" by the peeps who sawed it.

END FLASHBACK

Jake Snake shooted NUCLEAR down the turret's barrel and nanomachines exploded and burned then the nuclears cleaned themselves up cos they were smart nuclears that were programmed to not poison peeps so they had permakilled cancer.

"THS IS NOT THE END OF ORGAMECHS!" roboted Nanomachines as they blowed up and dyed.

"THEN I WILL FIGHT TO END AND SNAKE THROUGH AL BAD GUYS OR MY NAME IST JAKE SNAKE!" he sayed as he gotted out of Metal Gear and went to a Johnny Rocket's for a brugr.

MEANWHILE AT A GRAVEYARD

"We must bring back bad guy and do bad things for Orgamech future!" roboted nanomachines as they went to grave of... LIQUID OCELOT!1

"Where am I? When am I?" Oselot.

"We are new nanomachines named Orgamechs who will take over world where Patriots have failed and we need leading man so we returned you to life! From this point on you are NEO CYDER LIQUID OCELOT cos you are new and roboty which makes a cyder I guess."

"That sounds like a Djent metal song but okay I got nothing else to really do so I guess I could to thi- TWF!?"

Oselot's jaw droped as he saw his Liquid arm had grown fully into... LIQUID SANKE! Cept he had his left leg connected to Oeclot's arm so there wasn't a foot or a hand there just a beefy limb thingy.

"WTF IS THIS SPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?" sayed Liquid and Ocelt cos Ocelot was having a hard time lifting Liquid and Liquid couldn't quite bend his neck to see what Revolver was seeing.

"oh hold on some adjestmnts pls" sayed nanomachines as they concentrated some more around the connecting limb and Liquid's neck so they had the sterngh and felxiblity kneaded. Then they armed Liquid with duel revolvers that shooted nuclear ammo and he did the twirly thingy while Ocelot armed his other hand with an ICBM launcher.

"Okay this is pretty cool." They both said.

MEANWHILE IN A BASE

Raiden was watching the fight from his base and emergencied "I must make wepon to fight nanomachines." So Raiden went to smithing factory in his base and crafted all sorts of elements and smooshed them with other junk and dated wepon and made new katana that will slice up nanomachines when he remembered!

FLASHBACK

"Bro this is sword that saved island from Orgamechs!" sayed nanobreaker guy whose name I forgot cos HE WAS HIS BORTHER and gave him trusty sword.

END FLASHBACK

"I will use sword to fight Orgamechs" note Raiden and he smooshed brosword with his lucky katana to make a better sword which he cod call his wepon.

"I WILL NAME SWORD NANOBREAKER AFTER NANOBREAKER DOOD WHO WAS BRO AND FIGHT NANOMACHINES AND ORGAMECHS WITH MY PURE NANOMACHINES!" and raised his katana to sky.

to be continued...?

YESSSSSSS!