May the spirits guide us.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except the idea and that little origami-like Duck I made myself. HELL YEAH! XD

Summary: It's mostly about one not-so-common- day of Lilia's life, where, everything and everyone goes nutz. She's really gonna need the protection of the spirits. Oh, boy!

Rating: T for mild violence and slight swearing.

Genre: Humor/Horror (weird combination, huh?)

Main Characters: Lilia (by now)

Location: the weird town Lilia is at the beginning of the game, Karana desert and Dilzweld. (only on this chapter)

WARNINGS!

Anti-Lilia. I hate her, so I'll make her suffer. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDDDD

ANY Lilia sympathizers...run, run away now.

TOTAL RANDOMNESS. Yeah, anything, ANYTHING will happen. ANYTHING!

Knowledge needed. You may get a little confused if you haven't arrived to Maluise Tower (with Kharg) yet. This is because I use most of the places found up to this point.

Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

As I did, don't come up saying you hate me because Lilia is the best, I did something bad to her, blah, blah, blah. Any unconstructive flames will only keep me warm in winter and be ignored as well.

Is anybody left? Fine! Let's start:)

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The birds are chirping, like always, on the tree near this fountain. Every day is special on this town bathed by the sunrays. But, for a certain reason, I have the certain feeling that tomorrow will be the most special day----

-"hey, hey!"- A voice interrupted Lilia.

She got out of her thoughts with that deep voice.

-"oh! Yes sir?"-she replied.

-"move your ass from here, can't you see we're building!"- said the builder, which was incredibly fat (Fatter than Ganz, OMG.).

-"Building! Building what?"- she replied.

-"a new flea coliseum, What else!".

-"fighting is senseless. And also, this is just a little fountain, and there is a lot of space---"

Lilia got interrupted by the fat builder.

-"Shut up and move we don't care about your ideas".

The builder took Lilia by her arm and threw her away so far that she, "accidentally" (or better be by MY authoress powers :3) Landed on Karana Desert.

When she landed, she lost consciousness for around a minute or two. By the time she got up, she poofed her hair and, by the time she got it fixed, she decided to explore the surroundings. (-.-U)

-"Where am I"- she told to herself.

A lot of exploring was done (5 meters…a lot. -.-U) before she got tired and decided to rest on a sand dune.

-"hmmm… this is tiring…and I need some water."

But she didn't realize that that "dune" she was sitting on, was not exactly a dune. Actually, it was a scorpion's spa, where angry, violent scorpions took a little rest, so they wouldn't be so violent.

As the scorpions witnessed the falling ceiling of their spa, the got really, REALLY angry.

-"oh… relieving"-Lilia thought, by the time the scorpions were preparing their troops, ready to charge up to the big-ass monster.

-" we cannot allow this!"- said the scorpion's leader-" prepare to destroy!"

Lilia started to feel sleepy. She closed her eyes for around a minute. Then, she felt a little tickling on her toe fingers. The tickling became pain.

She jumped and cried out. She looked on her feet, just to find a bundle of mad scorpions stinging her to death. She got terrorized and started to run in random directions.

-"and never, ever come back, you hear me!"- shouted the scorpion leader. The scorpions had a party after that.

Meanwhile, with our main character…..

Lilia ran as fast as she could, she crossed the Karana desert, Maluise tower and many more places, until she arrived to Dilzweld. Once in Dilzweld, she continued running, up to the point that she "accidentally" (again! w) blasted herself against Darkham's statue. With that hit, she knocked down the statue and… broke her nose.

The people got amazed. (they were like: o.0) there was a complete silence.

-"overthrow the empire!"- a random person said.

The people got exited by that idea and started to destroy the city.

They were so exited that they stole the megist's letfovers and turned them into a Pub. Once they had finished their job, they all got drunk.

Some time later Lilia got up with a broken nose and….poofed her hair. She proceeded through the door… where a thousand dangers awaited her; among them, an authoress that ate too much sugar, a blood-thirty deimos with a feeling of hatred towards her, Random mutilated bodies that linger around the forests and….freeze on the hair!

Will she survive to these challenges! Don't count with that! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Authoress's words: Kinda short, I know, but don't worry! I'll update as soon as I can! X3

Please review! And, if you have any ideas, allow me to hear them, you could find your good idea applied to my story. :3

Origami Duck: …….

Me: -pokes origami duck-

Origami Duck: ……….

Me: T-T