Napoleon Dynamite 2
Napoleon had many skills. He had drawing skills, and dancing skills. He was soon to find out, however, that he had homo butt-loving skills.
On this day, Napoleon was trying to work his locker combination.
"Gosh! This lock is flipping ridiculous!" he cried angrily.
"Here, lemme get it." said Pedro in his soft Mexican voice, standing behind Napoleon.
Pedro fumbled with the lock, and it clicked open.
"Dang! You have like, a +5 thieving modifier!"
Pedro looked up lazily at Napoleon. "Yeah, but I would like to use it, to steal your heart." Pedro stood on his toes, and kissed Napoleon squarely on the lips. Naopleon squinted lustfully at Pedro.
"Holy crap! That gave me this huge flippin' hard-on!"
Then they had sex.