Edward and Bella are standing outside the changing rooms of Forks's local swimming pool.
Edward: Bella, I think you should put these waterproof Band-Aids on your face, just in case.
Bella: I don't need them
Edward: Yes you do
Bella: No I don't, now let me get changed!
Bella pushes the door of the woman's changing rooms with Edward at her heels.
Bella: No Edward, you can't come in here
Edward: What if you slip?
Bella: Alice will catch me
Edward: I really think you should put on these rubber armbands before we swim
Bella: Edward, I CAN ALREADY SWIM PERFECTLY WELL
Edward *ignoring her*: Please Bella
Bella: FINE!
Bella takes floaties off Edward
Edward: Thank you
Bella: But only if you where these
Bella pulls out a pair of bright pink Speedos from her bag whilst grinning evilly. Edward's eyes widen in shock.
Edward *awkwardly*: It may be too dangerous…
Bella *eyebrows rising*: How?
Edward: You may become… aroused.
Bella giggles insanely at the word.
Bella: Fine, no Speedo, no floaties…
Edward: Alright!
Edward takes the Speedos before disappearing. Bella saunters into the woman's changing rooms, proud of herself.
*
Emmett: Cheese
Alice: Bella, I can see you drowning in the future… *suddenly cheering up* Look I have a picture!
Bella looks at picture and begins drooling.
Bella: It's Jasper… naked… with a double chocolate chip muffin on his head…
Alice: I love him!
Jasper: I will now analyze your feelings. EDWARD'S FEELING JEALOUS!
Alice skips away towards the pool, talking to the picture. Bella sighs and walks after her.
Edward: BELLA YOU'RE SAFE!
Bella stares admiring at the beautiful bright pink Speedo he is wearing and starts drooling again.
Alice wipes her mouth with a pink frilly napkin and Edward lifts Bella into the pool.
Edward: Okay, Bella, my love, don't be nervous I know that water can be scary but...
Bella: Yay, I getta go in the pool!
Edward, ignoring Bella: You'll be safe with me and Alice.
Alice: Edward, .. *She runs away after a child in a red swimsuit* Stop! In the name of fashion! Someone get this child a swimsuit that isn't the same color as her face! PLEASE!
Emmett and Rosalie walk in singing.
Rosalie: We're all in this together...
Emmett: Look at Rosalie's bouncy hair! Pretty hair...
Edward: Womanizer, woman-womanizer You're a womanizer Oh, womanizer, oh You're a womanizer, baby!
Edward gets distracted by his singing and floats away on his back.
Bella, *running after Edward*: SEX BOMB SEX BOMB!
Bella: EDWARD! *She jumps on top of him*
Jasper: Guys, I think we should evacuate, this could get nasty...
Emmett: PILE ON! *He jumps on Edward and Bella and they are both crushed.*
Edward: NOOO! BELLA! CARLISLE!!
Carlisle and Esme appear from no where (They can do this because they are magical!)
Carlisle: I got the glitter glue and safety scissors!
Edward: THERES NO TIME! *He puts glitter glue on Bella's skin and stabs her with the safety scissors.*
Bella: EDWARD MAKE THE FIRE STOP! THE GLITTER GLUE, IT BURNS!
Alice: Jasper, I really like this picture I drew of you...*to the picture*...I think chuu is sexy!
Alice walks away with the picture while the real Jasper stares at a wall.
Esme: So Emmett, how are you?
Emmett: Cheese. I like Rosie's hair! *he grins*
Breaking Free from High School Musical begins to play in the background and everyone dances for no apparent reason.
THE END...OR IS IT??
Jessika: Modesty is an attractive feature. :D