Hello, reader. This is Lawful. I've always loved KOTOR, and recently got into Haruhi Suzumiya. So...here's a crossover fanfic for you guys. I chose the Light Side ending, with the plot changing to fit the characters!

NOTE: Here are the character changes.

Revan - Haruhi

Carth - Kyon

Trask - Kunikida

Bastila - Itsuki

T3-M4 - Yuki (don't worry, she'll play a larger part than T3-M4 ever did)

Mission - Mikuru

Zaalbar - Tsuruya

HK-47 - Ryoko Asakura

Canderous - Taniguchi

Juhani - Sasaki

Jolee - Kyoko

Darth Malak - Fujiwara

Darth Bandon - Kuyou Suou

Calo Nord - The Student Council President

Chapter One: The Endar Spi…err…the Tanabata

I never liked ordinary things. Life always needs to be interesting. That's what I, Haruhi Suzumiya, thought, at least. So, when I was woken up from a restless sleep by the crashing noises of turbolaser fire, I immediately jumped out of bed.

"Yes! Is something extraordinary happening?" I asked no one in particular.

My room door opened, and a short baby-faced boy who I didn't recognize ran inside, panting.

"We've been ambushed by a Sith battle fleet! We need to rescue Itsuki Koizumi and get to the escape pods!" the boy exclaimed desperately.

"Who are you to tell me what to do?"

"I'm Kunikida, your bunkmate here on the Endar Spi-errr…the Tanabata. We work opposite shifts, Suzumiya-san, so it wouldn't be a surprise if you don't know me."

"Who's Itsuki Koizumi?"

"Koizumi-san's a Jedi Knight, and not just any Jedi Knight. His unique Esper Meditation has led many Republic fleets to victory. In fact, he's the one who managed to defeat Darth Revan! I've heard what everyone says about you, visiting planets I haven't even heard of. People with your skill and ability are scarce, but now you're a member of the Republic Fleet. You swore an oath like all the others to protect Koizumi-san, so let's go!"

After this bit of desperate-sounding conversation, I opened my locker and retrieved my equipment, which happened to be my clothing, a cardio package, a shortsword and a blaster pistol. Ordinary weapons. How boring!

After equipping my gear and opening the door, the intercom beeped and a voice started speaking.

"This is John Smith. The Sith are threatening to overrun our position! We can't hold out long against their firepower! All hands to the bridge!"

"That was John Smith on the speakers! Most call him Kyon, though. He's seen more combat than all of the crew put together. If he says it's bad, it's bad! We better get to the bridge to defend Koizumi-san!" Kunikida declared.

Opening the next door at the end of the corridor, I was greeted by the sight of Sith soldiers gunning down a lone Republic soldier.

"These Sith must be the boarding party!" I proclaimed.

"FOR THE REPUBLIC!" Kunikida yelled, raising his blaster.

Kunikida rushed at the Sith soldiers, firing his blaster pistol rapidly, while I ran up to them and cut them down effortlessly.

"Piece of cake! Hah! Call yourself a Sith?"

"You better be careful, Suzumiya-san, they only get more powerful."

After running through the corridors and cutting down more Sith soldiers (Kunikida-kun, I told you they were pieces of cake), we came across the most exciting fight I had seen in the whole place.

A woman in a robe was fiercely dueling a man in black robes. Both were wielding lightsabers. Their blades clashed repeatedly, neither one willing to lose the fight. I immediately raised my sword and rushed forward, only to be stopped by Kunikida.

"It's a Dark Jedi! This fight is too much for us! Do you want to get in the way or something?"

The woman in the robe managed to score a lucky hit, and the Dark Jedi went down. However, an unexplained explosion quickly killed the woman, who dropped to the floor like a ragdoll.

"That was one of the Jedi accompanying Koizumi-san! Oh no. We could have used her help!"

"Are you implying that Itsuki-kun has a harem of women Jedi?" I decided to irritate Kunikida, resulting in him sighing.

Running through the long, grey corridors of the Tanabata, we stumbled into the bridge…to be greeted with the bodies of Sith and Republic soldiers, and no Itsuki Koizumi.

"Let's go to the escape pods! Koizumi-san probably escaped long ago. We have to go!"

"No way! I'm having fun here!" I yelled and ran around, accidentally opening a door to reveal…

A girl. This mysterious girl had long, flowing black hair and a Kouyouen Academy uniform. Unbuckling a double-bladed red lightsaber from her belt, she ignited it and did an elaborate flourish.

"Damn – another Dark Jedi! I'll try to hold her off! Suzumiya-san, get to the escape pods now! Go!"

With that, Kunikida pushed me back onto the floor and ran to face the girl, the door slamming shut and locking. I could vaguely hear the sound of lightsaber to sword combat, and soon a pained male death rattle. I picked myself off the floor and ran to the starboard section of the Tanabata, fearing for my life for the first time today.

AND THAT'S THE FIRST CHAPTER.

Review! Darth Haruhi demands it!