DBZ fan fiction

Goku stared into the ground wishing that he could be swallowed up, it was his third day at school and he had PE. A subject he would usual excel at but today it was his worst nightmare, cause as he was so good he had to go with the big boys.

"Oi, midget, get yourself over here now. Don't keep me waiting"

Blushed with pain and in general being awkward Goku slowly walked up to the monster that awaited him and was calling by name.

"Yes, can I help you, sir?"
"Firstly I am not a sir, but you can call that it suits me, doesn't it"

The bully smirked, grinning at his intelligence whilst a small group surrounded him grinning with delight with not being picked on for a while. Goku muttered something in-audible but instead of beating this angry beast, it only added to the fire of hatred which burned in Vegeta's eyes.

"What did you say? Shrimp"

Goku stuttered and turned pale staring Vegeta in the eye. "I said, the term 'sir' is too good for you, you're just a mean bully who hasn't a life."

Suddenly Goku found himself floating in the air, but not in the way that he had felt before, from practise. Soon he realised that Vegeta's huge unpolished hand was wrapped around his neck and bursting cell by cell around his Adam's apple.

"Never tease the Prince of Sayians; you won't live past the laugh"

In a flash Goku realised that he like Vegeta were both Sayians, destined to be together, fight crime and to help the world. Swinging back and forth Goku quickly gained momentum and kicked Vegeta in the balls. Vegeta quickly let go of Goku and bent double as the group quickly disbanded.

"In the same way, never bully a Sayian; we have to stick together and fight"

Laughing to himself Vegeta straightened up and murmured to himself:

"Another Sayian? In theory impossible. I thought I was the last one left"

Goku smiled to himself once seeing Vegeta's confused and quickly proved himself, the playground began to glow with energy as the two boys fought to prove themselves to the other and to have claim on beating the other. After a while they were both panting for air, and without a word they stopped and began to walk off together.

"Well, Kakarot, you seem a worthy opponent, how do you want to hang around with the Prince of Sayians?"

"Ok, lets fight again…"