Okay everyone! I took heed of your reviews and I found that apparently you do not like me! But this one I promise I wont write in 5 minutes! The real reason why the other fanfics were so bad because I have serious issues!! But I don't anymore! Please don't abandon me, sniff please....... Here it goes!

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!LA! LA! LA!" Inu Yasha trotted up to an apple tree.

"La, la, la! I'M PICKIN' APPLES!" a fruit suddenly came out a Devil Fruit tree and bounced off Inu Yasha's head.

He picked the Devil Fruit up "Hum? I wonder what kind of fruit this is!" he turned it around and words written in marker said APPLE. "An apple? I'm picking apples! I'm gonna eat this apple!"

He ate the Devil Fruit, no wait, apple and started the beginning of a beautiful cross-over!

UH-OH!

SET SAIL FOR THE ONE PIECE!
AND BE THE KING OF THE PIR-

"Hey fan fiction dude!" said the angry flamers "Aren't you doing a bit too much?!?"

"I am I?!?!? I'm so sorry!"

"Shut up and move on with the shitty little plot you got going on! GO ON!!"

"......."

"You..... --! We're gonna eat you if you don't stop!!"

"NOOOOO! I'M SORRY!!! DON'T EAT ME!!!"

"WE'RE IN YOUR FIC., IT'S ONLY NICE TO BE POLITE!!"

"Oh yeah?!?"

"YEAH!!"

Evil Dog typed in some words and the flamers blew up.

"UP YOURS!" said Evil Dog

"Bastards.... ON WITH THE PLOT!!"

"Ohmigosh!" said Inu Yasha "MY DOGGIE EARS! THEY DISSAPEARED!"

Oh no! Inu Yasha's doggie ears disappeared.

"Ohmigosh! I HAVE A STRAW HAT ON MY HEAD!

Oh no! Inu Yasha has a straw hat on his head!

"Ohmigosh! I'M STRETCHING!"
Oh no! Inu Yasha's stretching!

Meanwhile...

Naraku is carrying a bazooka. "I finally have a way to defeat you Inu Yasha!" Naraku said. "As soon as I see you, I'll blow you goddamn head off!" he

walked right past Inu Yasha.

"?!?!?"

"What is he doing....?" He stared "In any case..!!"

Naraku started yelling "HEY INU YASHA!!"

Inu Yasha replied quite suddenly "ME?!?"
"YEAH YOU!"
"WHAT?!?"
"I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE!"
"FINE!"

Naraku aimed, and fired at Inu Yasha and a big bullet sped toward Inu Yasha. The bullet bounced back.

Naraku stared in disbelief and started to have a hissy fit. "AWWWWWWWW!!DAMMIT!!I'M GOING TO BED!!"

Awwwwww...... I honestly can say I never wrote a fan fiction more than 2 minutes long, and I can honestly say I never will. All you flamers gotta apologize to me if you want me to continue. And if you apologize, I might just bring you back to life.