Lavi is NOT A Rabbit!
5.12.08
"LAVI IS NOT A RABBIT!!!" you suddenly screamed, surprising the lives out of the three infamous sexy male exorcists who had been arguing on a certain matter.
You huffed as they turned their heads towards you.
"And why is that, (y/n), if I may ask?" Allen said ever so politely.
"Are you saying my theory is wrong, woman?"
"Well, no, Kanda, but I'm most certain that Lavi here is not a rabbit, as you called him." You answered moving a hand to pat the redhead.
"Aw, (y/n)! Finally, someone agree that I'm not fit to be a rabbit~"
Twitch.
"Shut up, baka-usagi"
"Kanda, I know you called Lavi 'usagi' just because you can't pronounce his name correctly seeing you're a Japanese and thus even if you call his name, it will only end up as 'Rabi' and that means you're wrong ,and you hate to be wrong."
Ignoring the princess, ehm, I mean, swordsman, you continue, "And the same goes for Allen, whose name also contain the letter 'L' which you can't pronounce. So, in conclusion, I think…"
By this time, Allen and Lavi had to grab each of Kanda's arms as he was trying to kill you with Mugen. Normal people would run away at this chance as to not get killed by Kanda, who knows how much longer the other boys can hold him? But then again, you're such an airhead, so you opened your mouth again, now with a big smile of triumph and lech etched on your face.
"LAVI IS A VAMPIRE~!"
Silence.
Blink. Blink.
"Come again, (y/n)?"
"I said, Lavi is a vampire~" you said in sing-song voice.
"Eh…But that's Kro-chan's job, (Y/N)~"
"Kro-chan is not a vampire at heart. But YOU, Lavi, are."
"State your reason."
"Well, you see, Lavi DOES chase after girls and more importantly, Lavi leave bite marks."