Ho-Ho-Who?

by Perfect Madness

In response to a story challenge posted on another site: RULES: 1: The story is no longer than A HUNDRED WORDS. 2: It involves any of the upcoming holidays. 3: It involves at least three of the 51 crew members. 4: No more than 1 OC and 5: Nobody dies! **Not sure why FF says it's 109 words- Word and Open Office both say 100 words even. Go fig. :)

Chet folded his arms across his chest. "No way, man, it's not gonna be me!"

"Well, don't look at me; nobody's going to buy a Hispanic one."

"Mike?"

"I don't think so, Cap," Stoker smiled, running a palm across his flat stomach, "I don't have enough, uh, fluff."

"Hey, we never did this sort of thing when I was a kid," Gage told the others, "besides, I'm way too skinny."

Roy looked to Cap and sighed. "I suppose you're gonna claim Captain's privilege again this year, aren't you?"

Cap nodded sagely, "Yep."

"Fine," Roy growled, "Hand over the Santa suit."