The Terran Elites

Umbris de lunum

Commander: Alright men, you're here because you are the best of the best. You are the cream of the crop you are the

Firebat 1: err sir can I go to the bathroom?

Commander: Is it a number one or number two son?

Firebat 1: ..it's a number one sir.

Commander: ok, but be quick. Make sure you are back for nap time. Now move-move-move!

--the Firebat hops off towards the nearest barracks toilet--

Commander: now the zerg squad we'll be facing is pretty tough so listen up. We'll be using the 8mm c-14 gause rifle and for some of you plasma based perdition flame throwers, now when I give the order you load your weapon and shoot the target, got it ok

--the commander makes his way to a small bunker, climbs inside behind a wall of four inch thick bullet proof glass and holds out a flare gun--

Commander: ok, ready, aim, fire!!!

--the troops fiddle with catches and magazines until three hours later the majority of the Elites have a loaded weapon--

Commander: ok, your move.whoa good move! Try this he he..check huh, ill sort that out .damn you, but I never lose what makes you so special? TAKE THIS! AND THIS!! AND YOU,WITH THE BIG BADGE WITH AUTHOR ON IT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SNIGERING ABOUT???

--Back to the terran elites--

-by now most of humanity's best were dead or severely wounded--

Marine 1: hey why is there a green circle around my feet and when I move it follows me?

Marine 2: yea, and why is there a bar just below it with three red squares in it? Huh maybe that guy knows?

Marine 1: what guy?

Marine 2: you know that guy up there with a big badge with Author on it

Umbris de lunum (author): hey how can you see me?

Marine 2: why shouldn't we be able to see you?

Umbris de lunum: well I'm the author and you're the dumb, totally thick characters!

Marine 2:hey, we may be thick and dumb- certainly but that's no reasonto insult us, I mean computer sprites have feelings to you know.

Umbris de lunum: hey, shut up ok!

--Umbris de lunum selects marine and moves him into zerg base where he is ripped to shreds by tentacles and and the claws of a thousand zerglings--

Ling 1:THE END

Ling 2: or is it????

Ling 1: yes it is the end.to be continued..maybe.

Disclamer: I do not own Starcraft or zerglings or marines or Firebat blizzard are not paying me and most of the above is copywight to Blizzard SO DON'T SUE ME!