Disclaimer – I don't own Holes.
Tips that will help you survive Camp Green Lake
Do not go near the lizards.
Or the snakes.
That also includes the scorpions.
Don't try running away.
Don't try to drive the water truck out of the desert.
X-Ray does not need help defending his honor.
Neither does Zero.
Do not make Zero slap you with a shovel.
Do not ask Pendanski about the shovel incident.
Do not ask Squid if he is "secret lovers" with Zigzag.
And vice versa.
Do not tell Zigzag that aliens, the government or anything else is secretly watching him.
Do not tell Armpit to lose weight.
Do not make any weight jokes about Armpit.
Do not try to imitate Magnet's accent.
Do not tell Magnet that you have hurt an animal.
Especially don't tell him that that is why you are at Camp Green Lake.
Do not talk to Twitch about nice cars, he will implode.
Do not ask Lump for steroids.
Do not try to fight Lump.
Do not ask Squid to steal something for you.
Do not ask X-Ray to get you drugs. Especially not Paracetamol.
Do not ask Armpit if he has any popcorn.
Do not ask Barfbag if he is suicidal.
Do not put a rattlesnake in Barkbag's cot.
Do not ask Stanley if he has an extra pair of shoes for you.
Do not as Zero the previous question as well.
Do not eat the food.
Only eat the bread.
Give X-Ray your bread when he asks.
Should I continue?