AUTHOR:
Gabby0214
TITLE:
Control
RATING:
PG 13
PAIRING:
RenIchi
WARNING:
Language, Sexual Innuendo
SUMMARY:
Crack/ One Shot
DISCLAIMER:
I don't own Bleach, wish I did! All persons written in my stories
are above the age of 18. This is a fan fiction based on fictional
characters that have grown older, and are of legal age. Ichigo in
this story is 19.
Control
Renji: "STOP it!"
Ichigo: "No!"
Renji: "I mean it!"
Ichigo: "I'll do what I want, it's mine."
Renji: "But…Ahhh, I can't stand it! Give it to me!"
Ichigo: What? No, not gonna happen.
Renji: DAMN it! Give it to me!
Ichigo: NO! Fuck you!
Renji: Why Not?
Ichigo: Cause it's mine, and that's all to it.
Renji: Shit I wwwant it, please (Pouting)
Ichigo: Well, you can't have it! Thhppps (Sticks outs tongue at Renji)
Renji: But, but it gives me pleasure (Still pouting)
Ichigo: Gives ya pleasure, huh? Ya really want it bad, don't cha?
Renji: Well, ya.
Ichigo: In that case ummm….. Nope!
Renji: FUCK! I'll just take it from ya!
Ichigo: I'd like to see ya try, dickhead.
Renji: Ya don't think I can?
Ichigo: No, I don't. But even if ya did, ya wouldn't know how to use it!
Renji: I KNOW how to use IT!
Ichigo: Only if I taught cha!
Renji: Damn, Just give it to me already!
Ichigo: Once again, no fucking way. (Renji lunges at Ichigo and grabs)
Renji: HA, it's MINE! (With a huge grin)
Ichigo: SHIT! Give it back, asshole.
Renji: Now, I have the control. How do YOU like it!
Ichigo: AHHH! (Grabs Renji's hand) DROP IT! (Renji tightens his grip and pulls) Nooo sssstop, Stop It! Ren, you're gonna break it! (Ichigo let's go of Renji's hand)
Renji: No, I'm not. See. (Bangs it on other hand) It's as hard as a rock.
Ichigo: Give it BACK!
Renji: Go to hell!
Rukia: (Jumps in) STOP! You guys are so annoying! You are always fighting. Hand it over, Renji, I will take it.
Renji and Ichigo: (Both look at Rukia, then at each other, then back to Rukia) NO!
Ichigo: (Holds up hands in defeat) We'll take turns, really. Ya don't need to hold it. Right, Ren?
Renji: (Looks pathetic) Ya, we'll take turns, Rukia
Rukia: Fine, I have had enough. I am going to trust both of you. But, no more fighting! (Walks off)
Renji: Wow! That was close.
Ichigo: You're telling me. Women just can't handle it. Ya know what I mean.
Renji: No shit, they just don't get it's a man's thing.
Ichigo: So, what do we do now?
Renji: I dunno, I guess we could compromise. I'll go first and then you can have a go.
Ichigo: WHAT! Why do you get to go first?
Renji: Cause, I'm the one holding it!
Ichigo: Fine, whatever. Just change the god damn channel. I can't stand soap operas.
Renji: At least we agree on something!