So.. yeah, I made a thing and I am truly sorry about that. (Thorin is SOOO ooc)
Bilbo and Thorin were in Thorin's house watching Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, when suddenly Bilbo felt a hand on his thigh and immediately looked at Thorin.
- Thorin, not now! - Bilbo said impatiently.
- Fine, sorry.
Thorin sighed.
A few minutes later..
- This film never ends? I don't understand a fucking thing. - Thorin complained.
- Well, you'd understand if you'd stop touching my butt and pay attention.
A few seconds later ..
- So.. what do you think about Spanking? - Thorin asked looking at Bilbo.
- What? - Bilbo said with wide eyes.
- I dunno, some people do that thing. - Thorin said simply.
- Well, I guess I never thought of that.
- Do you want me to make you think about it?
- Stop asking me these things, Thorin! - Bilbo said almost slapping his boyfriend.
- Alright.
And a few seconds later..
- I found a new vibrator almost the size of my arm in Fili's room yesterday. - Thorin said showing his arm to Bilbo. - I don't know, we could try. Maybe your voice gets thick.
- What? We will not 'try' it. - Bilbo said staring at Thorin incredulous - And there is nothing wrong with my voice.
- Of course not.
- ...
- ...
- ...
- You gonna eat all that chocolate? - Thorin asked.
- No, I do not think so.
- Great. We can melt the rest and use as a lubricant or something.
- No, we can not.
- Why?
- Because.. - Bilbo did not know what to say (which was rare). - It does not seems right..?
- Maybe we could use when we try the vibrator arm.
- Thorin!
Thorin just laughed and kissed Bilbo.
Funny how Fili could not find his new vibrator the next day.
Even funnier as Bilbo and Thorin were seen buying a few bags of chocolate in the same day.