"Hey, Beth," Dan said. They were both sitting on Dan's couch.
"Yeah?" she responded.
"Wanna make out?" Dan asked.
"No, I just had an onion for lunch." Beth confessed.
"Oh?" Dan questioned.
"Yep. An entire onion." Beth confirmed.
"That's gross. I'm breaking up with you." Dan stated.
Beth cried a lot and then she died.