Disclaimer: Anything you recognise is not mine, anything you do not recognise is mine.

A/N: In this story, the wizards have television, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny have rented an apartment and are now sharing it. The characters are a little wrong in the brain and Harry has killed Voldemort a very long time ago, say, when he was 14? So, Harry is now 23, Ginny 22, Hermione and Ron 23. I have never watched reality TV shows, but this is how I think they should be. If you like this story, please review. I would continue this story either when I feel like writing, or when I feel that people actually like my story.

Chapter 1: How Ginny's life was ruined by her best friend

"YAY!! I knew you would get in!" Hermione shouted at the breakfast table, clutching a copy of 'Witch's Weekly' and jumping up and down.

Ginny glanced over to the two boys sitting opposite her, giving them a glance that clearly said "What did you do to my best friend? If I find out that you had spiked her drink.." Harry and Ron raised an eyebrow in return. Really worried about her normally calm friend, she asked, "'mione, what's wrong with you. And since when did you start reading 'Witch's Weekly''?

Still flustered, Hermione pushed the copy into her hands and commanded "Read!" As Ginny read, her heart dropped to the bottom of her toes.

"The Choice is Over, Bachelorettes Announced by Pansy Parkinson

Dear readers, today is the day all girls chosen to appear on the one and only best reality TV show---'The Bachelor', is announced. So everyone who has submitted your profiles and worried your pretty heads off, hold your breaths! For now is the deciding factor of your future love life! Therefore, drumroll please, the contestants are:

1) Lara Manding, 24

2) Sierra Ateres, 24

3) Gabriel Welden, 23

4) Hilda Nelson, 23

5) Melaine Mandy, 23

6) Zoelyn Lei, 20

7) Ally Folvern, 22

8) Carolina Drang, 22

9) Ginerva Weasley, 22

10) Elara Ateres, 21

11) Fayina Shila, 21

12) Sefina Halkett, 21

13) Zira Asahi, 21

14) Kristin Zabini, 20

15) Michelle Fung, 20

16) Rianae Marves, 20

17) Valerie Felton, 20

18) Vera Danver, 20

19) Mabel Lendon, 19

20) Relora Prouid, 19

Now, all these lucky girls, pack your bags, for you would be leaving on a exclusive trip into your macho bachelor's arms soon, actually, on 20 September 2007. The bachelor would be kept a secret and you all would only know who the bachelor is when you watch the show or, if you are one of the girls chosen, when you get there. Prepare to get swept away with this fluffy hilarious reality show.

The best writer existing, Pansy Parkinson."

Ginny just stood there dumbly, staring blankly at the article. "Are you kidding me" and "Who the hell signed me up? I sure didn't" were the thoughts going through Ginny's mind. Harry and Ron, after waving a hand in front of Ginny and exchanging a look, incinerated the magazine which they thought was an evil one that caused their friends to go mad. Ginny yelped as her hand was burned and glared at both boys who cringed under her fierce scrutiny. When she realised that Harry and Ron did not mean to kill her and had nothing to do with "this, this PROBLEM!", she rounded on Hermione.

"What did you think you were doing! I told you that I liked, I mean, loved Har —Him! How could you do this! I thought you would understand and help me with him! And yet you set me up with a complete stranger! I'm so going to kill you! And I'm going to quit! So there! HA!" Ginny ranted, not noticing that the two boys had slunk out of the kitchen in fright and Hermione had an 'I know I'm right' look on her face.

"Well Ginny, I here was being a good friend and helping you out by getting over him. I do not think you can kill me since I know more spells than you do. You cannot quit because once you send in the application, you have automatically signed a wizarding contract. Your mother agreed to this since she was worried about your love life, like I am. Where did you think I got all the information? Now, be a good girl and go pack up. You have only about 2 weeks left and have just wasted 20 minutes of the time you could use. Again, you really must get over him."

"Fine! If I go to this dumb show, would you stop worrying over my love life and give me a break?"

" Of course Ginny, you would have a month-long break at the mansion where the show is taking place. A mansion with cameras placed in every nook and cranny, taking note of your every movement and pasting it all over the televisions of the whole wizarding world. Anyway, I fully expect you to have a lover by the time the show has ended."

"Hermione.. I think I am going to kill you right now!"

"Oh no, I would prefer it if you did not. Don't want to stain your pretty hands with my blood do you," Hermione said, with a terrified look on her face. With a nervous laugh, she started retreating out the door--- where she was hit by a owl. An owl holding a large envelope with a 'Witch's Weekly' seal on it.

The moment Hermione opened the letter, she shrieked and shouted "I AM THE HOST!! I REALLY AM THE HOST!! REJOICE!!" Upstairs somewhere, hiding in Ron's room, Harry and Ron gave an involuntary shudder as Hermione, once again, proved her sanity wrong. Just then, there was a tapping on the window. An unfamiliar owl sat on the window sill, tapping the window pane.

So, what do you think of the ending? Who is the owl for and what is it for? Once again, please review. It's all very easy, just the small little button.. And, who do you want the bachelor to be? Please review and vote, I'll write the story according to your wishes.