This is what happens when you stay up till 1 watching Episode 54 with your parents.
"What kind of madness is this?" Mustang turned slightly, guilt obviously on his face. "Scolded by a child, lectured by a man who has been my enemy." He turned his body completely and looked down slightly. "And you. I've done it again. I've hurt you."
Hawkeye nudged Havoc's arm.
"Who the hell is he talking to?" The two watched Mustang from their seats across the bar.
"I believe he just called that bean sprout a child and that glass of water his enemy." He snickered slightly. They watched as he ducked down on the floor to pick up the hotdog, he had previously dropped.
"How foolish can one man be?" He brought the hotdog up to his eye level.
"What did you do Havoc?" Hawkeye said sternly.
"We might have slipped some vodka into his glass of water." She looked at him not amused.
"Bad idea, he has a low tolerance to alcohol and look at him now. He's apologising to a hotdog he threw on the floor." They looked over at him once more.
"Please forgive me." He said seriously as he bit into the hotdog. Hawkeye dashed over to knock the filthy object out of his hand and slapped his face so he would spit out the bit of hotdog he just chewed. Mustang responded by blinking slightly before wrapping his arms around Hawkeye's waist and leaning his head against her stomach. "Please forgive me."
Hawkeye looked around nervously and patted his head slightly before guiding him out of the bar, before he started spouting lines at more inanimate objects.
Havoc watched as the two left the bar, smirking slightly, before Ed leaned over and nudged him.
"So how come he still thinks I'm bean sprout even when he's drunk?"
Kindof random right?
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