Chapter1: The Oddly 8 Piers of Necklaces!
Author: Thanks for continuing reading my stories! Hope you enjoy this one!
The Characters in the story are Janelle a Girl black Hedgehog, Dragon a gurl orange echidnia,Shadow,Sonic,Amy,Goku,Vegeta if you don't know Janelle and Dragon search for the story called Chapter1: Questions,question,questions! ENJOY!
*** In Gokus Home, Janelle,Shadow,Hiei,Sonic,Amy,Goku, and Vegeta are watching TV***
Goku: I love this channel! ^^
Shadow: I hate this channel… Don't you have any channels that have to do with taking over the world?
Goku: But I love this channel! Hmph! - -
Shadow: Under no CIRCUMSTITCHION you'll shall CHANGE THE GOD DAMN CHANNEL!
Janelle: uh, Shadow?
Shadow: what?
Janelle: its CURCUMSTANCES…
Shadow: Oh… I knew that…(Pause) what's circumstitchion?
Janelle: ::Chokes::
Vegeta: you got to be kidding me…
Shadow: No I'm not…
Sonic: you're such a Baka…
Shadow: IM NOT!
Hiei: …
Goku: Gee, Shadow do you really wanna know what it is?
Shadow: yea-
Hiei: Just don't tell the F****N fool…
Shadow: Shut up! You F****N Baka!
Hiei: What if I don't want to?
Janelle: Guys please! Language! Dragon and Amy should be coming soon…
Sonic: where did they go?
Janelle: to buy something… I guess…HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?!
Vegeta: you know you're the only girl here…
Janelle: and?
Everyone but Janelle: …
Hiei: ::Coughs::
Goku: hey you guys… aren't you guys getting hungry?…
Janelle: {O_O}
Shadow: What's this AbOut?!
Sonic: I'm Bored…
Hiei: you can say that again…
Vegeta: …
Goku: Hey Vegeta! Can you get me a glass of water?
Vegeta: I don't take orders from anybody!
Hiei: How about your Mama?
Vegeta: NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY MAMA! ::Sucks thumb::
Sonic: what a baby…
Janelle: …
Hiei: you guys are boring me…
Shadow: you can say that again…
Goku: say what again?
Hiei: …
Shadow: -_-; ::sweat drop::
Vegeta: I hate this place…
Janelle: Dragon & Amy are taking long …
***Knock from the Door***
Goku: I'll get it!
Janelle: I'll go get myself!
Shadow: what?
*****Long silence*****
Janelle: …what?….
Goku: ::Opens the door:: Hey you guys! You're just In time!
Amy: Hi YA Girl!
Goku: Gosh, I'm not a girl… T_T
Dragon: Look! I gots these! (Has eight piers of colorful necklaces and each pier has the same color but each pier is different)
Author: I just confused myself…
Goku: wow, were did you get them?
Amy: this small blue robot creature with sunglasses sold us these…
Dragon: APPLESAUCE! ^0^
Goku: just come in…
Dragon: were do you want us to come in?
Amy: {O_O}
***They come in***
Dragon: who's they?
Author: NOT THIS AGAIN!
Dragon: tell me!
Author: Later…
Dragon: T_T
Janelle: what do you know the two Bakas are here…
%%Definition for Baka: Moron,stupid,dumb…%%
Dragon: Applesauce!
Amy: look what we got! (Shows Tampons)
Everyone: ewwww
Dragon: it buuurrrnnnss!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: opps wrong one… Look! (Shows the necklaces)
Dragon: we got it from this small blue robot freak with sunglasses. I think his name was Toemochao or something I cant remember…my mind is smushed…
Janelle/Shadow: was it Omochao?
Dragon: No…
Hiei: Hn
Dragon: (yells very loud) HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: -_-;
Shadow: you have to be loud!
Dragon: APPLESAUCE!
Janelle/Sonic: Shut up!
Dragon: NO!
Vegeta: this is Gay…
Everyone: (Stares at Vegeta)
Vegeta: What?
Amy: sadly, I feel sorry for him…
Goku: so, you have feelings for Vegeta…
Dragon: ::Gasp:: Amy, what kind of feelings do you have? Are they sexual?
Amy: ewww, NO!
Vegeta: Look, I have a wife so don't criticize my UNISEXUAL being!
Hiei: did he say UNISEXUAL?
Dragon: {O_O}
Vegeta: I meant-
Amy: I would never ever want to hear the word Unisexual ever again…
Hiei/Dragon: UNISEXUAL!
Amy: +_+
Sonic: ::Yawns:: you guys are boring…
Janelle: ditto…
Shadow: …
Dragon: Hey! Put on these you guys!
Everyone: (Long Silence)
Amy: come on! Just for the fun of it!
Janelle: what kind of the FUN?
Shadow: this isn't the time to have fun Janelle…unless if there was…heh heh
Janelle: eewww you are gross… what was the last thing you said?
Shadow: -O_O- nothing…
Vegeta: I'm not going to wear those ass looking necklaces…
Goku: what about my ass looking face…
Vegeta: ::tisk:: my ASS!
Sonic: looks to me you got mistaken from you face…
Vegeta: why you…
Goku: why me? What? What's going on? Wait… I want to be spanked in a Naughty way come on Vegeta! Help me! Lets go get ready!
Vegeta: you've got shit in your mind. You need to plunge it out of your head…
Goku: which INSTRUMENT would you like to use to plunge out of my head? Is it Pointy? Is it huge?
Vegeta: A PLUMBER!
Goku: plumber? Somebody call the Mario Brothers! Make sure you tell them to bring "RUBBER" tools!
Shadow: somebody call the mental hospital…
Dragon: I will!
Amy: who's wants necklaces!
Sonic: yeppie I hoe…
Hiei: my ass… wait…. HN
Goku: I DO! GIVE IT TO ME!
Janelle: "Plug IT IN PLUG IT IN!"
Dragon: okay … ewwww your gross… (Hands Goku a Blue one)
Goku: YAY! I'm in the Pokemon Club!
Everyone: **Falls Anime style**
Hiei: it's not a club you dumb head…
Janelle: wow you have a great "imagine nugget"…
Sonic: I think she meant IMAGINATION…
Janelle: no it was imagine nugget..
Shadow: Look its Imagination!
Janelle: Imagine NUG-GET… heh heh
Shadow: {O_O} you are gross I get your point…
Amy: you got her POINT?!
Janelle: -_-;
Shadow: …
Hiei: you guys are still boring me…
Shadow: is that all you can say?
Sonic: down by the bay! ^^
Hiei: …
Shadow: NO RHYMING SINGING TODAY!
Sonic: rhyming my WHAT today?
Shadow: ::Smacks forehead:: +
Amy: give Vegeta a Blue one!
Dragon: puts a blue necklace on Vegeta..
Vegeta: god damn it!
Goku: now I FEEL more SPECIAL today!
Hiei: yea, specially retarded!
Sonic: I-
Dragon: Here Hiei! (Gives Hiei and orange necklace)
Hiei: …
Dragon: I gots another orange necklace! And it's for me! ^^
Sonic: Hey! Let me see those!
Amy: see what?
Sonic: what are you causing me to think?!
Amy: ^^
DraGon: hey here you guys! (Gives each pep a necklace)
Goku/Vegeta= Blue necklaces
Dragon/Hiei= Orange necklaces
Shadow/Janelle= red Necklaces
Amy/Sonic= Purple necklaces
**Note: make sure you know this so you wont be confrused…**
Sonic: I got purple?!
Amy: me too!
Janelle: I got red!
Shadow: (Notices Janelle has a red necklaces:: OO
Janelle: ARE YOU STARING AT MY CHEST?!
Shadow: NOOOOOO! WHY WOULD I?! -O_O-
Sonic: cause you like her-
Shadow: (Kicks Sonic)
Sonic: +_+
Vegeta/Goku: So you're Gay Shadow…
Shadow: NO! I'm Not!
Goku: then…
Shadow: I'm not telling you my secret… any ways I'm just looking at her necklaces not her NOCKERS!
Hiei: the doors knocking?
Dragon: I'll go check! Wait no… I wont... Cause I'm scared of the sky…APPLESAUCE!
Hiei: your scared at the sky?
Dragon: does this mean your gonna protect me?
Hiei: Dragon…
Dragon: Hiei…
Hiei: Dragon…
Dragon: Hiei…
Janelle: is this gonna take a while?
Shadow: eww
Janelle: what?
Shadow: she said aren't you going to PROTECT me? HA HA!
Janelle: HAH HAH!
Dragon: ::hits Janelle & Shadow::
Janelle/Shadow: ow…
Goku: you know your right shadow…
Shadow: what?
Goku: I never tried that before, you know what you were staring at Janelle's ::Cough::
Shadow: I WAS NOT _*
Goku: (stares at Vegeta's Necklace err hum um yea heh heh)
Vegeta: Don't even START! I don't have NOCKERS! Even if I decided to have a plastic surgery and place NOCKERS on my gentle sexy body, I WOULDN'T EVEN LET YOU STARE AT THEM OR DO ANY SEXUAL CONTACT WITH THEM!
Goku: … gee Vegeta you are gay…
Dragon: he admits he was gay!
Janelle: he doesn't have a sexy body 'unlike Shadow has it all'…
Everyone: {O_O}
Shadow: what did you just say?
Janelle: -O_O- nothing!
Shadow: you were tALKing about me.., you said-
Janelle: Shadow is not that- (In her mind I just embarrassed my self)
Hiei: of course you did Janelle I know what your hiding...
Janelle: Hiei don't…
Shadow: just whatever…
Amy: Vegeta's GAY!
Vegeta: I was just BLUFFING!
Shadow: riiigghht…
Sonic: hey I'm supposed to say that!
Amy: say what?
Sonic: Amy Just-
Everyone: …
Sonic: TV! DISCOVERY CHANNEL MY FAVORITE!
Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!!
Hiei: what? He's gonna lick they animals off the screen?
Dragon: I wouldn't be saying that…
Hiei: why?
Sonic: (Sees two animals err hum yea doing the dew... wait Transmit "Intercourse")
Hiei: forget what I just said…
Vegeta: this is going to get-
Sonic: WATCHING THIS MAKES ME HAVE AN EXPLOTION IN MY PANTS!
Everyone: {O_O}
Hiei: uh Sonic? Your NOT wearing PANTS!
Sonic: …
Everyone: … EWWWWWWW!!!
Dragon: COVER IT! COVER IT! It BURNS!!!!!!
Sonic: ::Embarrassed:: (Covers himself with a pillow)
Goku: NOOO! Not my pillows!
Shadow: What a BONER!
Vegeta: Put that in the top five!
********Silence******
Vegeta: what?
Janelle: IT BURNS LIKE… CHEESE!
Amy: Cheese?
Janelle: …
Shadow: (Singing) BONER BONER BONER!
Sonic: Shut up! It's just normal to me alright! It must have happened to you Dream wetter!
Shadow: NO NEVER! (Pause Whispers to sonic, how did you know about the dream wetter part?)
Sonic: um
**Flash back**
Sonic: DARN I LEFT MY SHOES IN SHADOWS ROOM I got to get them
(Goes into Shadows room)
Shadow: (In the bathroom)
Sonic: let s see ah! Here they are! (Gets the shoes) hey wait a minute what's that in Shadow bed? Eww gross! Hes a Dream wetter! Heh heh I wonder what made him do that? ::Looks under Shadow pillow:: hey a picture of Janelle?! Man how many copies does he have?
***Flash back over**
Shadow: I'm waiting…
Sonic: I uh heh heh guessed?
Shadow: -_-*
Amy: **Day dreaming*** @_@
Hiei: hey Sonic… I got a good Idea how to make Shadow admit that he is a boner…
Sonic: I want to know but don't want to see it even though- tell me!
DragoN: I don't want to know… APPLESAUCE! ^-^
Sonic: Tell me Hiei!
Hiei: ok (whispers to Sonics Ear)
Shadow: Pathetic…
Goku: my mom!
Janelle: ??
Vegeta: I'll be right back…
Amy: hey Goku since I have nothing to do but sit here in your house and talk about weenies N such can I got water your plants Goku?
Goku: Sure no problem!
Janelle: Hiei, what are you telling Sonic?
Sonic: ok okay in Japanese right?
Hiei: right…
Dragon: what's going on? HI MOM!
Hiei: ATTENTION EVERYONE! STARE AT SHADOW!
Everyone: ::Stares::
Hiei: especially you Janelle…
Janelle: why?
Sonic: just do it… you'll like it…
Shadow: what are you guys gonna do? Rape me or something?!
Hiei: say it Sonic…
Sonic: I LOVE YOU SHADOW!
Janelle: WHAT?! I mean your gross?
Shadow: YOU SICK HOG! Janel- uh nevermind…
Hiei: not that you Baka!
Sonic: I know I was just joking around…
Hiei: just say the Damn line!
Sonic: Hey shadow!
Shadow: what?
Sonic: SERU ECCHI WITH JANELLE!
%%Definition; Seru Ecchi: to have Sex with%%
Shadow: -O_O-
********Gasp*****
Janelle: eww Shadow! Cover it!
Everyone: COVER IT!
Shadow: ahh! Runs outside! Its to damn big to cover!
Hiei: heh heh
Dragon: that was disgusting!
Janelle: ::Faints::
Hiei: I told you shell like it!
Goku: gosh I think that happiness and excitement made her faint!
Dragon: she wants it…
Sonic: look who's the Boner now! Ha ha! How did you know that Hiei?
Hiei: I'm not suppose to say…
Dragon: …
***Outside from Gokus house***
Amy: la la la la la… SHADOW?
Shadow: (embarrassed) Don't ASK! (STILL trying to cover himself) GOD I DO NOT KNOW WHY I GONE OUTSIDE! ::runs into the house and goes to Gokus bathroom::
Amy: ::Shrugs:: La la la la la- Huh? What is that brown stuff on Gokus PLANTS?!
***Gokus Home***
Shadow: (runs quickly to the bathroom) –O_O-
Janelle: ::Gets up:: huh? Hey I'm alive! ^-^
Sonic: Man there goes one heck of a boner… heh heh (pause) has Shadow had a circumstitchion?!
%%Definition; Circumstitchion: Note: I dare you to ask your parents what the word Circumstitchion means heh heh…%%
Janelle: {O_O}
Goku: Why would you be looking at his tipsy thingy?
Sonic: dude its just there, its so damn huge! I mean he can't even cover it himself!
Dragon: BAD IMAGES! ::Bangs her head on the wall which it caused the wall to break to the other side of the room were Vegeta was…:: _
Vegeta: AHHH!
Dragon: BAD IMAGES! ::Backs away::
Hiei: now what?
Dragon: I saw Vegeta in the bathroom! And you don't want to know what he was doing! {
Janelle: …
Goku: I WANT TO KNOW!
Everyone: (Stares) =_=
Janelle: are you kidding?
Goku: gosh, no, I was just wondering…
Everyone: HUH? What's going on?
Amy: The little blue freak never told us about this!
Dragon: Oooo, glowing… APPLESA- hey Amy how did you come here so quick?
Amy: gee you guys are mean. I was here like 10 minutes ago I was just silent this whole time!
Janelle: say I just woke up, ………where's Shadow?
Sonic: is that who you always think about?
Janelle: ::SHARP GLARE:: =_=*
Sonic: ok I'll shut up… ^^;
Amy: Hey Goku?
Goku: yea?
Amy: how come there was brown stuff on your plants?
Goku: uh did ANYONE BRING TOILET PAPER?
Amy: ::Falls anime style::
Hiei: so-
Janelle: weirdly, I like it when these necklaces glow…
Sonic: but why?
Hiei: …
Dragon: Applesauce!
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Author: what will happen next? What does the mysterious glowy necklace stand for? Find out in the next chapamater! ^^; Chapter 2: The Mysterious glow!
Dragon: who's they?
Author: …