Bathroom Time

By Pink Star Art

Spin off to L's One True Successor, where an uncovered old video from L changes the boys' futures forever. If you haven't read it yet, this may not make sense, so I recommend that you go read it first! This also isn't Yaoi, but take it how you want.

Anyways, enjoy the first chapter!

Chapter 1

Nello. The strange bodily combination of both Near and Mello that still retained each of their respective minds. So Nello, although a sort of chimera, was still human. And as a human, they-HE had needs. Such as going to the bathroom, and showering. And unfortunately, the machine that Nello had come out of was quite hot, making Nello's body sweat a bit, and the leather pajamas, no matter how loose, seemed to stick to their skin the whole airplane ride back to SPK headquarters. Despite Mello's vehemence, Matt, Roger, and the SPK members managed to convince both Near and Mello that a shower was in order. Also, holding in one's urine for a 5 or more hour plane trip from England to New York takes its toll on a mutant human combination's bladder strength.

So now our beloved Mello and Near find themselves in a bathroom in one body, about to pee.

"…I think we should just hold it until the machine gets fixed" stated M-Nello with a look of disgust on his face. He was staring down at his perfectly chiseled chest. They had taken off their shirt since they were prepping for a shower anyways, and to both their surprises, Near's very unbuff chest had not contributed to their body. Mello had been very overjoyed at having his 6-pack (it seemed to give him a sense of normalcy), and Near was very intrigued about this 6-pack on his body.

"I don't think this body can hold it for that long. We're already almost at our limit" replied N-Nello, staring down at the toilet in front of them. As soon as N-Nello began to reach for the leather pajama bottom to pull down, Mello made Nello freeze.

"I'd…rather not."

"Would you rather we wet ourself? We'd still have to take our clothes off to change, unless you don't mind wearing pee soaked leather…besides, aren't you curious?" Questioned N-Nello with a mischievous Near smirk plastered on Nello's face.

"C-curious? About what?" stuttered M-Nello, knowing full well what Near implied, but not wanting to think about it.

"You know, what it's like down there."

"F you! Don't talk about it!" M-Nello shouted, Nello's face going beet red in embarrassment.

"What? You have something to hide? I'm sure that since it's a combination of both of us it's decently sized" Near responded, again proceeding to attempt to pull down their pants.

"Well, I guess it does feel pretty normal…even if we can't see anything through these baggy pjs." Sighing, M-Nello continued to pull down his pajama bottoms.

"…"

"…"

"F! I told you! Look how scrawny they are! It's disproportionate to the rest of our body! "M-Nello shouted toward the toilet bowl.

Sighing, N-Nello responded, "it's not my fault I have naturally skinny legs."

"This is what I was afraid of! We have my smexy chest, and your scrawny little legs! What part of this looks appealing to anyone! UGH. MY HOT BOD! It's ruined!"

"Let's just pee."

Outside the bathroom

"Darn…" muttered Matt, who was leaning against the bathroom door, an exasperated look on his goggled face. "I thought for sure they were going to talk about…sigh…whatever." And with that, the red-headed boy stalked off towards the main room to get back to work on fixing the machine.

So how was it? Constructive reviews fully welcome! Chapter 2, Shower Time, coming up soon! BTW PLEASE REVIEW, even if it's a short one word. Or favorite or alert or something. I just want to know if people enjoy it so I can continue If it seems like people don't enjoy the story, then there's no use continuing for me(