AN: Yo, peeps! Church was interesting to say the least. To say the most my pastor was kinda boring. So I wrote this fic in my head during that time. So here I am. Enjoy the waffles of today, and hope for waffles TOMORROW!

Robin: 28

Naruto: 6

-Chapter 1-

It was a cold, Alabastian night. The cool desert nights were like this most of the time during the year. A sudden scream of pain ruined the silence of the night.

In a nearby doctor's office, a woman with long black hair, a sharp nose, large breasts, and blue eyes let loose another scream.

"AHHHHH!"

"Just a few more pushes Ms. All-Sunday! Your almost there!"

With a scream of exertion, a new cry was heard. The cry of a new life in the world. After it was cleaned and wrapped up, it was handed to its mother. It had spiky black hair and a tan complexion, not as much as her but still tan, and blue eyes that would periodically turn red with little commas in them (AN: You get a cookie if you can guess who Naruto's father is).

Smiling, Robin began to breast feed her child, dubbed Naruto Robin. Looking up, she drew the doctors attention." Inform Mr. 0 that this doesn't change our deal. Also, that he is to have little contact with Naruto. He is not apart of the Baroque Works. He is and will never be a part of the deal."

The doctor snarled," Why you…"

The words died in his throat as, all of a sudden, Naruto's eyes shot open, the commas in them melding to form the Eternal Mangkyo Sharingan. In a moment of unrestrained power, a torrent of black flames spewed forth, burning a hole in the wall where the babies eyes were at. Momentarily shocked, Robin smiled. He had just used what his father, her dead lover, had called the Ameratsu. A concentration of black flames of hell.

"Inform Mr. 0 of what I had just said, please. Oh, and if you look at my chest again, I'll rip that which makes you a man out of your rectum." Robin said this with a smile on her face that was beginning to get eerie.

"U-understood." He managed to stammer out in fear. Suffice to say, he left pretty fast.

Returning her gaze to the suckling child, She saw the tell-tale signs that he was his fathers child. She soon had tears in her eyes as she thought of her dead lover." You fool, you gave me a purpose to live and then you go and die. But, a month after, you gave me another. You always will be that fool to me. But, you were my fool."

-Three years later-

A three year old, blue eyed, black spiky haired boy was waddling as fast as his toddler legs could carry him down the hall of the casino 'Mr. Oh' owned in Rainbase. His giggling could be heard everywhere, as he ran. He had just reached the end of the hall, when a hand came from the floor and grabbed him. Giggling even more, Naruto was held upside down as his mother came closer to him. She hadn't changed that much. She wore a short purple skirt and top, along with a white coat and cowboy hat.

Looking down at her son, she took into notice how his eyes were changed to his sharingan. He wore an orange shirt, black pants, and had a massive wrapped sword on his back. How he was able to even carry it, she didn't know. Getting on her knees, Robin smiled at the look of concentration on his face.

"Naru-chan, is something wrong?"

"No, Kaa-chan. Mister two an me was playin hi an see. I hi he see."

"Oh really?" At that moment, a man in drag came barreling down the hall. "Oh, Ms. All-Sunday! it's a travesty! I lost your precious Naruto-Kun!"

Amused, Robin said," Its all right. No harm done. Just be careful. If he gets hurt, your make-up will be flushed down the toilet." Bon Clay started to shiver at her tone. She soon turned business-like." Has Mr. 0 called a meeting?"

"Oh, yes! He has! He wants you, and for some reason, Naruto-Kun there." He said this with a frown. It was known that Mr. 0 didn't like Naruto. Anytime he saw him, he would get this amused look on his face, as if told a funny joke. Then he would scold the Naruto for just being a child. It had been the cause of Robin seeking Mr. 2's babysitting of Naruto on more than one occasion. " He seemed kind of mad."

Frowning, Robin motioned for him to lead them to the meeting. She picked Naruto up as he was, for some reason, talking to his sword.

"No, Samehada, you can't hurt Two-Chan. He gives us candy!"

Shaking her head, Robin thought of the man named Kisame Hoshigaki who had arrived in Rainbase last year. He had hit on her when she walked past with Naruto, and openly glared and threatened him. Naruto, in a moment of fear, had activated his EMS and killed the Shark-like man in a black flame. The boy had walked up to the imposing mans sword and simply picked it up without apparent effort. No one saw Crocodile in the background, the amused look on his face.

As they made it to the meeting room, Robin sat down and placed Naruto in her lap, his sword leaned up against the chair. As the five teams sat down, Naruto had taken to amusing himself by making a mask. Soon, Mr. 0, better known as Crocodile, came in and sat at the head of the table, cigar in his mouth.

"Welcome. I'm pretty sure you all have no idea why you're here, so let me explain. It has come to my attention, that Ms. All-Sunday's son has special abilities. I have grown curious as to how he has them when I know he never ate a Devil Fruit. Now, Ms. Sunday, please explain."

Fear ran up Robin's spine as she tried to think of an excuse. Before she could, Naruto proudly held up his mask. It was a simple one, orange in a spiral shape with one eye hole where the spiral originated. Naruto put it on, and Robin had a sudden flack back to a grinning man with long, black spiky hair who she had fallen in love with. Using that memory, she told them.

"Naru-Chan's abilities were passed down from his father. He called it the Sharingan and it has two stages: the standard form, and the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan. From what he explained, it allows the brain to instantly memorize anything, and in its second stage it has three abilities: Ameratsu, Tsukuyomi, and Susanoo. Tsukuyomi creates a nightmare world that he can control while Susanoo summons agiant warrior to fight for him. He can't use them yet, as they are unlocked thanks to great fear or emotion."

Most of the people were shocked at this. Crocodile had a neutral face as he stood up and made his way to the three year old. Crouching down, he brought his hook up and swung it down at the child. Before he made contact, a purple arm grabbed his arm. Following the appendage, he came face to face with the torso of a skeletal samurai. It was slowly forming more and more as it tossed the man away. Inside of its ribcage sat Robin, Naruto still in her lap.

Crocodile grinned as he stood up. "Ms. All-Sunday, who was his father?"

That was the question she dreaded he would ask. Her dead lover had made many enemies, both in the World Government and Pirates. Seeing as she couldn't lie or bluff her way out of this situation, Robin told the truth.

"His father is Madara Uchiha, Captain of the Konoha Pirates."

Silence filled the room as everyone digested this. A child born from the man who was for a fact, stonger than WHITEBEARD!? If trained right, he could become the next Pirate King. Naruto, not really paying attention, grabbed the wrapped sword he called Samehada and pulled it into his lap.

"Oi, Same-Chan, are you awake?" He got an unintelligible gurgle, shocking his mother and everyone else. " Wanna play tag?" Another gurgle. "OK, your it!" Springing from his mothers lap, Naruto started to run as the bandages on his sword started changing form as a little girl, no older than three, with long blue hair reaching her knees, in a bandage dress chased him, again shocking all the people in the room.

"Oof!" Naruto looked up to see the neutral face of Crocodile staring at him. "Um, hi, Mr. Oh. How are you?"

Grinning, Crocodile grabbed the boy, only to gasp in pain as the girl, known as Same, bit his arm. Dropping Naruto, Crocodile noticed how she hugged Naruto comfortingly. Robin smiled at that. Her son had a girlfriend. She frowned at that last thought. She wasn't old enough to be a grandma yet!

"Naruto-Chan, who is she?"

"Huh, oh, Kaa-Chan, this is Samehada. She was a sword until she wasn't one day. I don't know how to splain it."

After that, the meeting was ended as Robin escorted the two children from the room, noticing the look on Crocodile's face.

'So, Madara, your son is living here with me? Funny how that happens. Don't worry from your spot in hell, when I get done training him, he'll be a good pawn just like your 'Not-So-Secret-Wife'.

AN: This story was forced on me by my brother. Blame him for making me write and publish this. Ever since he read a story where Naruto was Robin's son, he pestered me to write this story. So take his waffles not mine! So anyways, you guys need to give me constructive criticism. Hence the constructive part. Not 'oh lets go read a fic that people work hard to write and piss on their dreams of one day owning an international waffle hut and eventually dieing in a hail of gunfire robbing a bank when said waffle hut is bought by iHop' review. You know who I'm talkin bout. Don't deny it!