Disclaimer: I do not own Black Cat.

"Put that away Baldorias! Knifes aren't made to be thrown at people...just look at Kranz. He cuts and stabs people. That's how you use a knife for gods sake." The teacher shrieked.

It was in the middle of April. The flowers hadn't blossom yet and poor Baldorias hadn't lost one single kilo.

Fat, 150 kilo, all pure fat, weird eyebrows and fat (did I mention that he was fat and his clothes size is XXXXXXXXXL?...I hope you see my point. He's fat.). That's how you would probably describe Baldorias.

But even tho, he didn't get teased and nobody was mocking with him, presumably because they were scared of that he'll maybe by an accident sit on them. I mean...do you want 150 kilos on yourself? Exactly, think about that for a moment. Anyway...

"Oh. I almost forgot to tell you guys that I'll be gone for a vacation a while and therefore, a substitute teacher will replace me while I'm gone." The teacher said and saw a cue for a smile on the most students face. Also he was happy, to finally get away from those wastrels that made his life so terrible that he was forced to visit a therapist once a day.

But nobody said anything. It was all silent in the classroom. Until a geek-looking guy begun to cry, a river of tears, it was overwhelming, it was joy, it was happiness. It was a beautiful atmosphere in the room, until...some random guy dared to destroy the beautiful atmosphere that was and asked the ol' man; "What will you be doing while you're gone? I mean...it's not like you will enjoy a vacation...alone."

The tacher gave him a disturbed look. "For your information Belga, I am not alone at all, Infact, I got a really exciting life." He snorted.

"Yeah, I bet the most exciting thing you've ever done is playing chess together with your dog." The bald guy named Nizer said.

The teacher knew that Nizer were right, he had such a boring life, he was alone, if you discount all of his Chihuahahs, but they didn't count. He just stared for a moment with all those thought in his head, until he decided to give his answer.

"Me and my family are going on a vacation in...Thailand." He lied.

"what family? don't tell me you've...oh god, poor Chihuahahs." A guy in the corner of the classroom said with a disgusted look.

"Ok, no David...not exactly a family but..."

"Are you going to start writing a book or something?" David interrupted snooty while looking at his almost perfect nails.

"My wife." Mason said proudly. Such a liar he was he thought, but it was almost true, he could just buy a woman there and then marry her...So simple life was nowadays. Or he could just take the tomb of his real wife and go on a vacation with it, it would altho seem a little bit strange.

Nizer raised his eyebrown (by one inch if you must know...) "Seriously. (...) I bet the only woman who's ever loved you is your mother"

And everyone in the classroom began to laugh. "You will get punished later...anyway, some random blonde guy will replace me while I'm gone, and be on your best behaviour, I've heared that he gets like 16-year old girl having her period If you easily annoy him." The teacher said meanwhile he was busy with picking at his moustache.

A random pesky guy suddenly raised his hand.

"Yes Emilio, what is it now? The teacher anwered and sighed deeply."

"Actually...I think we got a recess now." Emilio said and poked his glasses.

"Indeed we have." And after hearing those words everybody went out to have their very very eagerly awaited sandwich, that mostly consisted of meat. (99,9 in fact. and 00,1 bacon...oh wait. That counts as meat. Silly me.)

And so the day went. When the class had been dismissed they all ran out from school lika a flock of wild antilopes.

Except from Kranz and Baldorias who were stuck in their own seat...s. Unfortunatly Baldorias, by an incident sat on Kranz, which had made it impossible for them to come out.

So there they were. They sat there all day long until a girl named Sephiria came in to the classroom and begun to make a pathetic effort to pull out Baldor and Kranz.

"What are you doing here Sephiria?"

"I was just about to go and buy me a coffee but then, suddenly I saw you guys, well, you know, It's kind of impossible NOT noticing you."

Baldorias stomach begun to suddenly rumble, you could see on his face that he was hungry, well...he actually always were hungry, but...whatever.

"You are so pathetic." Sephiria said and tried to pull them out.

"Buy me some pie." Baldor said vulnerable and ignored Sephirias coment.

"No, and I'm too tired to go on helping you guys." She stopped pulling and went out of the classroom. "Ciao, and I really do pity that friend of yours." And so she left.

"Kranz?" Baldor said.

"...yeah?"

Baldor saw Kranz wondering look and said " I forgot about what I was going to say right now because...I want pie. Now."

A/N: Well...This is my first fanfic ever, And I'm sorry for the grammatic errors and stuff. So please review and tell me what you thought. And also, be kind. :